Ravens vs San Fran, its HARBOWL time!!
1st off let me wish the Sports Blog Net readers….a HAPPY THANKSGIVING!! What can I say…gobble, gobble THANKSGIVING NIGHT FOOTBALL, Ravens and them lame *ss 69ers(yeah they suck lol). Jim Harbaugh, a former Ravens QB comes back to Baltimore…to get his *ss whipped by his own brother John Harbaugh.
Alot of retards in America riding this San Fran bandwagon. Well alot of them will hop off after this game tonight. I expect the Ravens to win this game by 30 points. San Fran has NOT played the physical teams the Ravens have. Despite being 9-1 there is a LEGIT reason the 49ers are 3 1/2 point underdogs…..they will NOT win this game.
I gotta go eat some turkey Sports Blog Net readers…so let me keep this short already! Happy Thanksgiving!!
Tim Lumber: Me :VS: Sh*ttsburgh….ONGOING WAR!!
Im the guy, credited with creating the SQUEELERS name. I see someone is making money on them t-shirts now. I wrote a blog for the Baltimore Sun http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/midnight_sun/blog/2009/01/tim_lumber_screw_the_steelers.html that got over 1 million views. Broke more records than Elvis Presley(im like a hound dog) I have 6 message board stories on Steeler sites, that all have gotten over 300,000 views. In Pittsburgh im a LEGEND! A HATED ONE lol.
Sh*ttsburgh….tonight at 8pm….you will see a damn REPLAY from opening day!! Once again…we STOMP YOUR FACES in the MUD!! Raven fans…like talking SMACK…and if you get to close…you will get SMACKED IN YOUR FACE! We are gonna make you bastards SQUEEL…one more time!!
Flacco is LEGIT in the SHOTGUN formation!!
It seems like Wacco Flacco has gotten all my damn attention lately. Mainly for his poor play. But something happened, that had been rumored since the Ravens drafted Flacco. He is a shotgun QB. For the 1st time on his career, after struggling in the 1st half, offensive coordinator Cam Cameron, let Flacco play the same style QB(shotgun) he played in college in the 2nd half.
Flacco impressed me so much in the shotgun, I hopped on his bandwagon after the 20+ halftime defecit, he overcame against the Cardinals. Now it will have to be seen, if the Ravens stick with Flacco in his shotgun formation, or if they put him back to getting the ball up close from the center, and having to drop back, with his slow footwork. If Flacco plays shotgun most the game in Heinz Field sunday night, I expect another blowout over the Squeelers lol.
Todd Heap, THANKS Ravens fans with newspaper ad!!!
Sunday at 1pm, the Baltimore Ravens most famous TE of all-time, returns to Baltimore’s M&T Bank Stadium for the 1st time, since being released at the end of last season by the Ravens. Fans are already buzzing, about one last shot, at yelling HHEEEEAAAAPPP after he makes a catch. Todd Heap bought this newspaper ad from the Baltimore Sun with his own money. 2 thumbs up to Todd Heap…a true Ravens legend!!
Raven Fans BOYCOTT Pizza Hut, since Joe Flacco is Spokesman
Raven fans outraged over Joe Flacco’s play, have decided to unite, and avoid Pizza Huts in the Baltimore area. Joe Flacco has been there spokesman for 3 years, with a pizza called Flacc’o favorite in Baltimore. “Yo, I aint eaten no damn Flacco pizza. Im ready to tape my knuckles up, and square off with Flacco” says bad boy columnist Joe Moko.
Donny Gerat a Ravens fan in WV said “This country boy will throw that pizza in your face Joe. I am gonna quit watching the Ravens if Joe stays the QB”. Bob Hellio another Ravens fan says”no way I will eat there pizza, when they have a reject as their spokesman. His play is awful”.
Here is what I have to say.Flacco wants a contract extension. If the Ravens give it to him….expect us to never win a Super Bowl for the next 5 years. Other teams at times wanna sack Joe, and their fans wanna knock him out the game…us fans in Baltimore say….PLEASE DO US A FAVOR AND TAKE JOE OUT!!!
Attention Pizza Hut…maybe next year, you may wanna consider hiring Ray Lewis as your spokesman. Joe Flacco is a JOKE…and we aint laughing!!
Tim Lumber: 1st EVER RAVENS POEM
I got these CRAVENS….to write a poem about my RAVENS!! In this poetry game, I can PLAY….cause I kick *ss like RAY!! This week we gonna be FLEXIN…as we kill a motherf*ckin TEXAN!! 2 weeks ago, we beat the wings off them JETS….all you New Yorkers, lost them BETS!! Now your BROKE….when I write sports poetry….i dont CHOKE!!
In Baltimore, we like to talk alot of SMACK….its all about the purple and BLACK!! Lets keep it REAL….opening day, we made pittsburgh SQUEEL!! Watching that game was like a TREAT….cause they got their *ss BEAT!! We got expectations this season to win a SUPER BOWL….next year, there’s gonna be a Championship flag, on top of the M&T flag POLE!!
Ravens will RIP THE HORNS….off them RAMS!!
The Ravens are about to prove….that birds can kill rams!! The Rams come into this game, sporting one of the NFL’s worst defenses. A defense that is more CLUELESS than Alicia Silverstone!! This game will be more LOPSIDED…than the Elephant Mans FACE!!! I expect the Ravens to win this game by 5 TD’s. Yeah a Road Warriors son may play for them, but the Ravens have the “Hulk Hogan” of the NFL on our defense in #52 Ray Lewis!
This game is gonna be over by halftime. So make sure where ever you watch this *sswhipping, have extra beer handy, its gonna turn into a sideshow….one that will awaken P.T. Barnum from his grave. If you live in St.Louis, save your DOUGH, and buy a pizza and stay home. Your Rams are gonna get their HORNS RIPPED OFF!!
I can blog on and on….but all I need to do is…POST REALITY…..if you think the Ravens will lose this game…then you must have never watched football in your lifetime!! If you live in Vegas….act like the Lion from the Wizard of Oz…get a heart…make some $$….bet on the Ravens!!
This game will be more UGLIER…than the Elephan Mans FACE!!!
Orlando Brown….Ravens should include him in Ring of Honor
In 2001 former Ravens RB, Earnest Byner, was the 1st inductee to the Ravens “Ring of Honor” for the most part, for his time both with the Ravens and Browns when they resided in Cleveland. With the recent passing of legendary Browns, and Ravens OT Orlando Brown…its time to put his name onto the Ravens “Ring of Honor”.
My facebook post(feel free to add me) http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1638828369 I had a couple Ravens fans comment on meeting Orlando Brown in person, and they both shared one thing in common….Orlando Brown was perhaps the nicest football player off the field. One person talked about meeting him back in 2005 at a Ravens Roost event. Another met him and his son, at the deli in Cross Street Market. Orlando spent almost 30 minutes talking to her.
I had Orlando Brown on my facebook friends list. Today, his facebook wall, is covered in R.I.P. comments, and several comments from people who knew him personally. One girl stated, that back in college, Orlando would carry her, like she was a little kid. Several former teammates from his South Carolina days, sent him messages, talking about stuff they did back in the day. And the hardest part about Orlando’s facebook page….he uploaded so many pics of his kids.
I didnt know the guy personally, but you could tell….he lived for his kids. Its clearly a sad day in Baltimore. Clearly going to be very rough on his kids. Having had a REAL LIFE partial out of body experience, when I OD’d, from Valumn, vodka, and flu medicine some 15 years ago. I can guarantee, Orlando is still here in spirit. I shook his hand at a South Baltimore Royal Farms just 6 months ago. I was once at a red light next to him….and he was in his Black Bentley, with license plates that read ZEUS.
Its clearly a sad day in Baltimore. Its time the Ravens step up…and put Orlando Brown in the “Ring of Honor” you couldnt pick a better Raven…to be remembered!! From Ravens Red Zone, and me Tim Lumber personally….I want to send out my condolences to the entire Brown family.
Ravens are SCREWED with Flacco as QB!!
He runs like he has cement shoes…so forget about it!! He loves mob movies and Jersey Shore. If his career was a Hollywood MOB movie, Joe Flacco would sink to the bottom of Ocean City’s water, wearing a pair of cement shoes, that were made by Joe Pesci. But this is reality. Flacco sucks so bad as the Ravens QB, watching him, is litterally worst than having a wise guy slap you around like the dog you are LOL.
Flacco would never be a GODFATHER or leader in the Mafia. For one, look at Flacco on the sidelines. Compare any other starting QB in the NFL. Flacco stands there quietly by himself. He shows ZERO leadership skills. Other QB’s are talking to recievers and talking about plays when they stand on the sidelines. Flacco lacks leadership.
RUN FLACCO…..RUN. Joe Flacco also has NO relation, to Forrest Gump. His running aka scrambling abilities, are the worst in the NFL. Maybe his shoes are too big?? Flacco has a tendancy to run backwards.
Its plain and simple….DO NOT give this idiot a contract extension!! If you do….we are SCREWED for how ever many years he signs it for. Bring back Kyle Boller, damn…he was bad…but he is way better than Flacco hands down!!
Joe Moko challenges Joe Flacco to a Bareknuckle Fight!!
My guest columnist and former amateur hot dog eating champ, and Max Meadow, Va bareknuckle fighter Joe Moko has a grudge on disgruntled Ravens QB Joe Flacco. Joe Moko sent me out his official public issue(by e-mail) of the fight challenge, and this is what it read…..
Yo Joe! Boy you make it embarrasing homey to be a Ravens fan. I am calling you out. You either yellow, or you a man. I wanna scrap with no gloves. Yo homey, im a big boy yo. I weigh 463 lbs. Thats alot of pain if you step up. Yo, dont be trying to bring Ray Lewis wit ya. He cool wit me ok. This between me and you. If I beat yo *ss, then you wont be able to play. I be doing B-more a favor. I will put you down. I throw punches like Tyson homey. I stick and move like Muhamad Ali. So you wanna fight me Joe? You man,or are you a yellow coward?- Joe Moko official press release for fight challenge to Ravens QB Joe Flacco.
LOL…I dont think Flacco is Wacco enough to throw blows with you Moko.