Sunday at 1pm, the Baltimore Ravens most famous TE of all-time, returns to Baltimore’s M&T Bank Stadium for the 1st time, since being released at the end of last season by the Ravens. Fans are already buzzing, about one last shot, at yelling HHEEEEAAAAPPP after he makes a catch. Todd Heap bought this newspaper ad from the Baltimore Sun with his own money. 2 thumbs up to Todd Heap…a true Ravens legend!!
Raven fans outraged over Joe Flacco’s play, have decided to unite, and avoid Pizza Huts in the Baltimore area. Joe Flacco has been there spokesman for 3 years, with a pizza called Flacc’o favorite in Baltimore. “Yo, I aint eaten no damn Flacco pizza. Im ready to tape my knuckles up, and square off with Flacco” says bad boy columnist Joe Moko.
Donny Gerat a Ravens fan in WV said “This country boy will throw that pizza in your face Joe. I am gonna quit watching the Ravens if Joe stays the QB”. Bob Hellio another Ravens fan says”no way I will eat there pizza, when they have a reject as their spokesman. His play is awful”.
Here is what I have to say.Flacco wants a contract extension. If the Ravens give it to him….expect us to never win a Super Bowl for the next 5 years. Other teams at times wanna sack Joe, and their fans wanna knock him out the game…us fans in Baltimore say….PLEASE DO US A FAVOR AND TAKE JOE OUT!!!
Attention Pizza Hut…maybe next year, you may wanna consider hiring Ray Lewis as your spokesman. Joe Flacco is a JOKE…and we aint laughing!!
I got these CRAVENS….to write a poem about my RAVENS!! In this poetry game, I can PLAY….cause I kick *ss like RAY!! This week we gonna be FLEXIN…as we kill a motherf*ckin TEXAN!! 2 weeks ago, we beat the wings off them JETS….all you New Yorkers, lost them BETS!! Now your BROKE….when I write sports poetry….i dont CHOKE!!
In Baltimore, we like to talk alot of SMACK….its all about the purple and BLACK!! Lets keep it REAL….opening day, we made pittsburgh SQUEEL!! Watching that game was like a TREAT….cause they got their *ss BEAT!! We got expectations this season to win a SUPER BOWL….next year, there’s gonna be a Championship flag, on top of the M&T flag POLE!!