Does RAVENS OFFICE WORKERS….Read RAVENS RED ZONE?

Whats up peeps! Its 1:20 am in the morning, while you act like a party pooper and are snoozing away, and dreaming you are in the Wizard of Oz looking for Dorthy for some fun, I am here in the Trailer Park, at Ravens Red Zone headquarters, getting ready to type a stroie(Joe Moko’s way to call story) for you sleepyheads!

The biggest mystery for me has been “Does the Ravens professional front office workers(including the Wizard of OZ, Ozzie Newsome) read my blogs here? Is that old man Robert Stack from “Unsolved Mysteries” alive? I need to send him a e-mail if he is. I had a few friend requests sent by lovely young ladies, and on their info page, their employer says Baltimore Ravens. 

I have yet to get a friend request from a Ravens big shot. Well yeah, I had a Ray Lewis imposter send me a friend request he asked for money, so he could have 1 million dollars in POKER CHIPS so he could do some online gambling.

I am known as UNPROFESSIONAL, so its funny to how many FAMOUS people have sent me e-mails and facebook friend requests. One time, while blogging on a S.I. site, a reader commented how UFC Bad*ss Brock Lesner was actually one of my readers. Apparently he liked how I talked abut booze, and smack talk. UFC legend Randy Coutoure, sent me a few messages via facebook.

So Ravens bigshots, its OK, to admit who the “Best Damn Ravens blogger in American history is” its me Tim Lumber, the greatest damn media writer in Trailer Park history!! Give the Trailer Park man some respect Ravens, admit it, admit I am the damn king! For 3 years, I been dying to come to the Ravens Castle JUST TO EAT AT YOUR CAFETERIA! I heard they got shrimp, crabs, choclate milk fountains, I wanna eat there. Dont worry you tightwads, Joe Moko WONT come, he would eat all of your food!

I would like to ask the LITTLE PEOPLE in the Ravens office, to get a Petition going, get all of you to sign it, and tell Ozzie Newsome, you want the Trailer Park KING, to come to your workplace to allow him to go to the cafteria and eat. Screw the rest of the place, I just wanna munch out. Do they have beer there also?

Ravens Office workers BETTER read my stroies, I am the most original Ravens writer in America, and the MOST FAMOUS outside of Baltimore! I want me 2 Press Passes also.