Where in the Hell DID Peyton Hillis Come From?
Who in the hell is Peyton Hillis? And how in the hell did he gobble up 140 yards on OUR defense? I didnt even know we had any white boy RB’s in the NFL. Then we see this steroid looking RB, and he runs all over us. Has this guy been tested for steroids? He ran players over, and knocked them back like 10 yards. I never thought I would see Ray Lewis winded at halftime. #52 was huffing and puffing as he went into the locker room after the 2nd quarter.
This Peyton Hillis reminds me of the classic juicehead. Maybe he is related to Jose Canseco. I used to lift weights for years(a very long time ago lol). You can tell a player who is natural and UNnatural. I honestly question “How a player can bulldoze so many of our Ravens defenders”?
I had to ask the baddest man alive, Joe Moko, what he thought of this white boy RB. “Yo, dis white boy can run. I gotz to find out what type of sneakers he was wearing sunday. I gotz to get me a pair. I wonder if this will open the door to a 449 pound running back. Yeah yo, I want play some running back” says the bad*ss Joe Moko.
I hate to tell you this Joe “But I dont think it was his stinky sneakers. Maybe you should go down to your local gym(that is if they even have one in hillbilly land) and ask for some steroids. Than even YOU at 449 pounds, can probally run like Peyton Hillis lol.
Ravens BURN the Brownies 24-17
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Wacco Flacco found his groove just as I claimed he would, against the reject Cleveland Browns. Anquan Boldin made a JOKE out of reject Browns CB Eric “Sleepy” Wright. Boldin had a career high 3 Td receptions, but he would have had 2 more. Wright twice was seen holding onto Boldin, but the damn refs never made the call.
Cleveland Browns Fans are…..WANKSTA’S!
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Here is my tribute music video… to all you bastards who live in Cleveland! All you crybabies, who still cry we took your football team. And MOST IMPORTANTLY, all you WANSTA’S who jump and beat up Raven Fans when they visit YOUR stadium! Yeah you can kick our fans *sses when its 4 of them, and 500 of you in your parking lots. BUT, come to out stadium this week, and try IT, with the NUMBERS on our sides Wanksta’s!
The baddest man on the planet “Joe Moko” joins us for this touchy story. Its guarnteed to make some of you tear up like 4 year olds. So get some KLEENEX, just in case you gotta blow your nose lol! “Yo, I read a story last year. Some DJ named Stix in Baltimore went down to Cleveland. He was just trying to play catch with his 8 year old son in the parking lot of Cleveland Stadium. Yo, some *sshole, tackled him cause he had a Ravens jersey on, and broke his jaw. His little boy had to watch it. He was crying yo. He went back da next year, some Brown fan throws a beer in his face.” says Joe Moko.
“Yo, give me ticket Cleveland. Tackle me. Yo, I weigh 449 pounds. I will bull rush your *ss with a football in my hand. I will run any of you chumps over, who gets in my way.” says Moko. This has been a damn ongoing issue. Browns fans have reportedly beaten more Raven fans at their stadium, then any other home team rivalry in the NFL. They have beatin our *sses basically up there. But the Ravens always stomp the Brownies up there.
Well this week, we play in Baltimore. Browns fans WONT be so BRAVE this sunday, I guarantee it bucktooth! They truely are brownies, they MELT under pressure just like Tim Couch and all them other rejects who played for them. Joe Moko has once again issued a PUBLIC BAREKNUCKLE CHALLENGE to any Cleveland resident. “Yo, I dont like you Cleveland. I wish I could punch Drew Carrey and destroy all dem “Cleveland Rocks CD’s”. But I want to issue a bareknuckle mountain man challenge fist fight to any Browns fan, who thinks the Ravens are the bad guys. Yo, Baltimore stole ya team. Why you men crying like little girls yo?” says 449 pound monster Joe Moko. Just in case one of the Brownies are feeling brave, Joe Moko’e e-mail address is joemoko1@gmail.com
Unfortunatly for the Ravens vs Browns situation, we have a QB named Joe Flacco starting. So this could be a tight game. Flacco should keep up his average, and throw 3-4 interceptions in this contest. But we have 3 Pro-Bowl RB’s, and Ray Lewis and company, who will make the Brownies players wanna quit by the end of the 1st Quarter, just like he always does. You will see a NERD wearing a DOG mask in OUR seats. He is a Brownie fan lol. Throw a dog bisquit at him, and tell him to sit, just like you would a dog. Even though I think dogs are smarter than them. My dog is…I can tell you that much. That little critter, can slurp more WHISKEY, than the NFL REFS who made the Terrell Suggs JOKE call last week, that helped us lose the game.
Feel The RED ZONE HEAT….Wacco Flacco!!
I dont give a RATS *SS!! Wacco is on my sh*tlist at the moment! And I will bash this OVER-rated QB until he proves me wrong, or earns a seat on the bench! I’m in a bad mood, and I WILL raise some HELL in the Red Zone! Its always hot in here, so why NOT add a little lighter fluid, and burn the roof off this joint!!
YOU have 3 Pro-Bowl WR’s! Look at the worst 10 QB rated passers in the NFL. NONE of them have even 1 Pro-Bowl WR. Flacco has 3 Pro-Bowlers. He cant even get ONE of them the damn football. I am feeling like maybe John Harbough is related to Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels, cause he is “DUMB AND DUMBER”. I heard a rumor they will make “Dumb and Dumber 3″ starring Joe “Wacco” Flacco.
I was hoping newly signed Pro-Bowl WR Anquan Boldin would have slapped Wacco on the sideline. Maybe thats what he needs to get jump-started. He is like a old *ss car, you need a hot wire for. You just need to slap HIM, to awaken him. Boldin at one point in the game, was waiving to Flacco. He was open like 40 yards down the field with no body covering him. Flacco never even saw him lol. This is a damn joke or something.
I have never bashed a RAVEN, but sh*t changed real fast around here, after watching Flacco play QB! This guy should paint his face, and act like a CIRCUS CLOWN!
Joe Flacco Has LOWEST QB Rating in NFL at 41.2
Just check the NFL, and ESPN official QB Ratings, and Joe Flacco is CURRENTLY listed as the WORST QB in the NFL! Here is the ESPN link http://espn.go.com/nfl/statistics/player/_/stat/passing/sort/quarterbackRating/year/2010/seasontype/2
And yet, there are Baltimorians, on the WACCO FLACCO Bandwagon. Guess what lol? Your bandwagon is headed to the BENCH waterboys and girls!! Flacco has always performed good against reject teams such as the laughable Browns. I am hoping he plays like he did last week. Cant you hear the chants….Bulger….Bulger….Bulger!!
No I do not go to the Raven home games. I prefer to have a front row seat in front of my TV, and a beer that doesnt cost me $10(see Ravens). But this game should be worth the ticket price if Wacco Flacco plays all Wacco again! I think I would smile, when the crowd gives WACCO the BOOOOOOOOO he deserves lol! I recently sent a e-mail to Cleveland native Danny O’Neal who is a diehard Browns fan, to get his opinion on Joe Flacco.
“Finally we have a better QB than you all, even though ours aint playing to good at the moment. You all stole our team, so this Sunday, we steal something from you. We prove to you Raven fans, your so called golden boy, aint so golden” says O’Neal. Yeah O’Neal, and your Browns have been a joke, ever since you all got that JOKE of a expansion team sh*tface.
I asked Joe Moko the REAL golden boy, what he thought of the Flacco ordeal. (Note: Moko is still recovering from a 4 wheeler accident, his weekly article will return next week). “Yo, let me speak on dis. Flacco looks nervous. It crazy. I told folks last year, his eyes look like a pill poppers eyes. He looks sober this year. I think he may have anxiety. And now he is un-medicated, he is a nervous wreck. He screwed” says Moko.
Baltimore Ravens….END this damn Joe Flacco Experiment. He is the worst rated QB in the NFL for crying out loud. Is this a damn joke? Our season is going to be ruined, if you keep this WACCO QB in the lineup! Make him the waterboy or something. He can be the 1st ever multi-million dollar waterboy lol. Make him wear a nerdy uniform, this guy is a joke!!
John Lee Roy Linde: It‘s Not Over Yet
For crying out loud, stop hating on Flacco!! Yes, he played badly Sunday. But it’s not fair to compare him to Kyle Boller. Two very strong Defenses were able able to shut him down, and get him rattled. In week 1, he got sandwitched between two monsters, and I defy anyone to not be shaken by that. The kid will overcome it and be back to Joe Cool soon enough.
He’s not the only person to lay blame on, either. The play calling was deficient, and the receivers dropped several passes. The Ravens need to work the problems out, and get back on track. I was really hoping TJ would make an impact in this game. The Bengals played very well on the D side, and kept a close eye on him.
I find it rather sad, that everyone is jumping on this “bash Flacco” bandwagon. We know he’s capable of much better play, he’s shown it before. After all, he went to the AFC Championship game in his rookie year. Lighten up, people! It’s only two games into the season, and while the Baltimore Mariners were able to win every game in their season, that feat is almost impossible in the NFL. Maybe all of the fans needed a reality check since everyone was screaming “It’s our year! Superbowl win is in the bag!”
The season is just getting started, and already people are jumping off of the bandwagon. Give me a break! We all know what the Ravens are capable of, and yes, they still CAN go to the Superbowl. There isn’t a team out there that they are incapable of winning against. We, the fans, need to keep supporting them, and be a little more realistic. Yes, they have a problem to work out, but keep the faith, my friends… they will, and then all those who have been calling for Flacco’s head on a stick, will be once again singing his praises.
John Lee Roy Linde
Does Joe Flacco NEED Glasses?
Joe Flacco was MORE Clueless than Alicia Silverstone! As I have been saying before the season even started “Joe Flacco is OVERrated”! He has yet in his career, to outplay an elite QB. My facebook page, was buzzing with hatred, from my ANTI-FLACCO comments. I did have a couple of smart Ravens fans backing me up.
There is a reason the Ravens paid Marc Bulger 3.5 million just to be a backup! Flacco now has 3 Pro-Bowl WR’s and in 2 games, he cant even get them the football. The key is obvious! Im not even a damn coach for the Ravens, and I can see several things he is doing wrong. Who ever is the QB coach, he should be fired! Here is what Flacco is doing WRONG…..
(1) Flacco has the same tendacy that “The Water Buffalo” Scott Mitchell did. He looks for ONE WR as soon as he snaps the ball. His eyes stay locked on that single reciever. You can be a moron, but if you play defense, its simple to know where the football is going!
(2) Unlike every other QB in the league, when his team is on the sideline. You dont see Flacco talking to his offense. He doesnt even bother to motivate them. Instead he stands there like a LOG, watching the game, looking negative. So much for getting your offense pumped up and being a leader!
(3) Flacco is a PROVEN 1 dimensional QB. Last season he had Mason, so it wasnt shown. This year he has 3 Pro-Bowl WR’s. He knows before the snap where he is going. You CANT honestly say, that if T.J. or Boldin had been on the Bengals, they would NOT have had such a poor performance. Look at the passes where they were. They were over there head, under thrown. Flacco is going to get one of his WR’s injured, with them sh*tty passes.
(4) Listen to the announcers NOT me. Rewind the game film. Flacco is SLOW out of the pocket. Several times, he had a open WR. He tends to wait TOO long, by the time he sets, the opposition CB is back to good coverage on his WR who he targeted.
(5) I was the 1st writer to say it, months ago! Marc Bulger, is a former QB of “The Greatest Show on Turf” in St. Louis. This veteran can dstribute the ball, the way the Ravens need it to be. Bench Flacco, or risk ruining the season.
(6) Maybe Flacco needs glasses. He looks like a “BLIND MAN” out there!!
John Lee Roy Linde: Jets Get Grounded
There used to be a Rex that ruled the Earth… Tyrannosaurus Rex. Good thing for the Ravens that Rex Ryan is no relation. Yeah, he talks a good game, but the truth is, his team couldn’t cash in on all the hype.
Don’t get me wrong, the Ravens looked like it was the 5th Pre-Season game. Maybe some people didn’t get the memo: Preseason lasts FOUR games… not FIVE, and it’s over! I saw lots of rust from lack of snaps in the preseason. I’m not giving Harbaugh any crap from that, though. He did protect his first stringers from injuries. That’s important!
If anything, Harbaugh has learned quite a bit in his first couple of years as a head coach. When the Ravens were facing long yardage, he called plays that (I’m sure he knew) would draw penalties from lesser experienced players. Some would call that cheap, but it’s a strategy that has been used against the Ravens in previous years. There’s no reason they shouldn’t use it to their own advantage.
Last season, I know many of our readers may remember that I called out the officials for, shall we say, “biased” calls. Monday’s game showed a very fair display of officiating. Some potential penalties were overlooked(thinking of the helmet to helmet hit on Flacco’s first play from scrimmage)… but overall, it was pretty damned fair. I tip my hat to the officials for that.
Rex Ryan(a man I do not hate by any stretch), I hope you will learn something from this encounter. Overconfidence is a weakness no head coach should succumb to. I’m sure you wanted to draw attention to the game, but to be honest, it was very W.W.E. of you. You sold “Wolf Tickets” to a fight, and ended up losing.
The Ravens have much improvement to make, based on Mondays performance, but to give credit where it’s due, the Jets DID play some very good defense.
John Lee Roy Linde
Joe Moko: Yo, I watched most of da Ravens Game.
Yo, I watched most of da Ravens game. Some guy wants to keep barking about how the Ravens suck. Yo, I stand up, and I just deck him square in his grill. He started wobbling like Van Peet when I knocked him out in dat 10 below zero fight on the mountains. I say you want more, he throw another swing at me. I just head butt him right in the nose. I say this is from Baltimore yo. I pour my beer on his face.
Then some dude hit me in the temple or somethin. He put me down. But yo, it was a sucker punch. I wasnt even fightin this redneck. He tells me when I down, I best move to WV. I say, I own Max Meadows, Va. I am the godfather here. Next week, when I buy me that $18 ravens silver ring, you kiss it anytime I walk in. Peeps were saying I got beat.
Well the other guy I put to sleep. People always want to fight me. I like to act mean. But yo, we aint got to scrap everywhere I go. I am the king of mountain fights. I wore a ravens shirt back in 08 and won a fight. I needz to get a me a raven tattoo. I will challenge anybody who is a jets fan. Step up. I said step up. Why nobody want to step up?
Raven fans, you cool. I need to come to Baltimore ravens game, get me a hot dog(or 5) and sip some brew and watch the game. I went in 1998 to memorial stadium in the winter time. I wore no shirt. I painted a B Raven logo on my chest. It was cold, but I did it. Man, I gonna see this Bengals game next week. Somebody got to have direct tv or something up here. But I left the bar with a knot on my face. Paybacks a b*tch yo. Hey Rex, what happened to your jets? Yall got beat straight up. Yo, I Joe Moko, I outta heeeeeee.
Ravens BACK UP TALK, Beat the JETS 10-9
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Ray Lewis backed his talk up. Rex Ryan on the other hand…did NOT! Just as I said, we would come into NY and do what we do best….win football games! For the 2nd consecutive time, Rex Ryan has learned his team just cant compete with the Ravens. Hey NY…how you like us now bee-atches?
As I figured, this would be a low scoring game. Player of the game goes to the new sheriff in Raven-ville, Anquan Boldin, for a 100+ yard game on that overpaid Jets CB Revis. I only had the chance to listen to the last 10 minutes of the game on the radio at work, but I was happy. Hey, to you haters who say we only won by 1 point…a win is a win bee-atch.
I told you it would be close, and I was correct. Next week, look for a big blowout. Cincy, here we come!
Also lets celebrate this win, by joining up the Ravens Red Zone fan page on Facebook. I love seeing the profiles of my actuall readers. Hey, you know who I am, but I DONT know who you are, so join already. I wanna say thanks to all of those who have joined. Here is the link to that page….http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/pages/Ravens-Red-Zone/323707055630?ref=ts