Ravens will STOMP the Panthers tonight!
Raven football is back! Tonight, the Ravens face a WEAK team in the Carolina Panthers. The Panthers come in with former Notre Dame QB Jimmy Clausan, as he makes his pro-debut against Ray Lewis. Maybe Jimmy better call out sick! There aint alot to say…this is exhibition football….I hate exhibition games. They are meaningless!
We all know the Panthers S*ck! They have No talent besides Peppers on the team. They have the ugliest uniforms in the NFL, and…and…..and………and……they suck!
In 4 weeks from now, I really start to get excited! Thats when the REAL games are played…thats when I get HYPED and STUPID, and blog like 20 times a week on here. I have the Ravens tonight as 14 point favorites. I think out BENCH vs THEIR BENCH…is just better…plain and simple bucktooth!
So if you happen to go to Las Vegas or know a bookie….take the Ravens against the points….they CANT lose! Notables making their debut for the Ravens is Terrance “cheeseburger” Cody, this DL next to Ngata is going to form the best run stopping line in the league. People are thinking Cody is just some fat hog who can only play the run. Wait until he blasts Jimmy Clausan tonight. That is going to be a ESPN highlight film your drunk *ss keeps playing…over and over and over and over!
FAKE…Ray Lewis on Facebook. #52 Should Kick this Posers BUTT!
There is a fake Ray Lewis on facebook. And he is on my friends list. A year ago it would have been OK. But nowadays there is a law on using FAKE identitys. So ATTENTION BALTIMORE RAVENS and will the real Ray Lewis please stand up…and SACK this wannabe into Pittsburgh with all them chicken towel wavers.
NOW he is asking fans to come up with a million dollar in Poker chips…claiming its for a chairty event. BEWARE..I will have to contact the Baltimore Ravens on this matter. How do I know its a fake page. Ray Lewis doesnt have a nerdy 18 year old white brother, as indicated on his info page. Also…all of the pics on the page are taken from photographers.
If he was Ray Lewis…he would have pics that NO photographer would have taken…like down home family pics. On the fake Ray Lewis page, he already has thousands of friends…meaning more people to fall victim to this internet scam. Some people will think they are really buddies with Baltimores biggest football star…when in fact…they are falling victim to a con-artist who asks his friends for money. In exchange he will send them a autograph. This con aint real smart….that is a crime itself by forging Ray Lewis’s name.
Ray Lewis WOULD not ask to borrow money from you….he is richer than us poor bastards lol. Here is the link to this FAKE Ray Lewis identity stealer who is currently breaking the law…http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/profile.php?id=100000313615389 Feel free to send this con a message, and give him a piece of your mind!
Its RAVENS RED ZONE SEASON
The time is almost here, where I blog on a regular basis. Thats right you drunks…its almost Ravens season! Haha, looking forward to another fun year, of hell raising, drunken trash talking. This is the year we win the damn Super Bowl. Thats enough to pop open a beer right now.
Some people in Baltimore(well alot of people) blame me…for the reason why NFL fans think we are class-less…can you believe that bullsh*t? I guess I am representing all Raven fans lol. I say”lets become the most hated team in the NFL” wait….we are the most hated team…haha!
So what if you hate us Balimore Raven fans. Ray Lewis was proved innocent in court…we cant say the same about Little Ben Roethlisberger…now can we sh*tnose? You Squeeler fans..can keep squeeling and crying for all I give a rats hoot. We OWN you…were like Big Bubba…your *ss is ours this season!
Im going to blowup this internet! I RUN things around here Sh*ttsburgh. And what about them flakes from VH1…Chad Ochocinco and that crybaby Owens. You better go back to VH1….you come to Baltimore to play these Ravens…you might regret it. We will give YOU2 more cheapshots than Vince McMahon!
Listen to me….I am on top of the MOUNTAIN…I gotta beer in my hand, a ink pen in the other…let me write YOU fools a golden message. I AM THE MEDIA SPORTS KING! I speak my mind…unlike every other sports writer! You either love me or you hate me…there is no in between!
This season…I am owning the ratings. I am the best damn Ravens blogger in America…them other Raven bloggers can kiss my *ss plain and simple. Sports Blog Net…thats where I raise hell! Join me this season…Im bringing back guest bloggers, even Joe Moko is scheduled to blog once the season kicks in…all the way from his hillbilly home in Max Meadows, Va. Its RAVENS RED ZONE SEASON….RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Suggs…Overpaid/Lazy!
I love my Ravens…Baltimore! Some of the local drunks wanted to bash me in the comments section of a Matt V blog on bthesite.com. Suggs was one of the NFL’s best passrushers for years. I always felt like he would go to LAZY standards once he got that big contract. Raven fans are supporting Suggs…which has me scratching my damn head in disbelief. #55 was great on his franchise tag seasons….because he knew if he had a bad season…he wouldnt make jack the following year.
Now he has security. And according to Suggs on a Matt V interview last season..he needed 60+ million to put his kids thru college and to eat….then he would be broke he said. What damn school costs 60 million? Be honest Suggs, you got paid…now you just dont give a rats *ss anymore. Hey, if I made that kind of money…I probally would be the same way.
But now all of the Ravens fans are believing the hype since he lost 20 pounds of pure FAT! Well he lost weight, because his contract states he has to stay in playing shape. Would YOU lose 20 pounds if it was a different of making millions? You would be the best diet-er in America lol.
My message to this overgrown child is…”Shape up..or ship out”!!
SQUEELER FANS…Still Talking TRASH to ME!
I typed my name on Google, just to see my legendary stories on the internet, when I came upon a damn story posted up on Steelers Universe(some site, where nerdy Steeler fans act tough). This post, they had pics, with my face on fake photos. So you know me, I had to sign up, and take these CHUMPS to school.
Calling out the “World Trash Talking Champ” on the internet aint a good thing bucktooth! So I signed up on that damn site, and took care of buisness. I turned the Steelers into SQUEELERS. I made them squeel like the b*tches they are! Here is the link, you can see that Steeler fans are REAL IMMATURE! http://www.steeluniverse.net/forums/showthread.php?1617-TIM-LUMBER-is-at-Steeler-Universe!!-Get-Ready!
All they can do, is post FAKE pics. They have no verbal game. I told them all off. You dont mess with Baltimore, and the Raven fans.
Joe Moko, the legendary Ravens fan, sent me a JOKE to post. Here it is…
(Q) If 4 Steeler Players are in a CAR, then who is driving?
(A)A Police Officer
Lol Moko, yeah, I bet Little Ben is riding shot gun! A message to Steeler Universe….YOU NEED MORE VERBAL GAME!