I HATE YOUR GUTTS…..PRESEASON FOOTBALL!!!!

Let me clear my throat! My Trailer Home is filled with more smoke than Cheech and Chong’s dump, I keep burping from this Rolling Rock. Its 1:47 am, while you sleep away, I am making a statement! Yeah bucktooth, I blog on the Ravens….but this is the preseason! I have NOT watched one game this damn season!

Preseason is the biggest scam! Why do I want some half-*ss reject who will be playing in Canada next year? 1st year we stole our Ravens from them drunks in Cleveland, we went 4-0 in the preseason. The whole town was pumped up like Rocky Balboa on steroids! We got our *ss kicked all season long.

We played the preseason like it was the hootin Super Bowl. I did watch 5 minutes of the Ravens/Redskins game. As soon as I heard “Somebody please tell the Ravens this is only preseason” I thought “yeah, let me turn on cops”.