Guy Gets FAKE Ravens Tat2 on His Face, and Goes to Pittsburgh!

Johnny Hookle got a Henna Tat2 while down Ocean City, Maryland. The kid has the dough he tells me, so he decided on the spur of the moment to go to Pittsburgh, and go to a sports bar and see what they think of his face tat2. “I got my Henna tattoo to make my face look like a Raven bird” he tells me. “I walk into this fancy sports bar in the Burgh, and its like someone paused a DVD movie, they just paused as I walked in”.

“I yell, Go Ravens”. That is when he was struck in the face by a Heineken bottle, splitting his Raven Tat2′d face! “I was bleeding like pinnata” says Hookle. “My buddie asks for the *sshole who threw the bottle to step up”. That is when things ONLY got worst. A guy in the 6’5″ range stepped up. “He put my buddie to sleep with one punch” says Hookle.

The barmaid dialed 9-1-1. As Hookle was on a stretcher, he gave them Squeeler fans the Middle Finger. “When I stuck it up, the actual paramedic told me he would break my finger and (BEEP) you get the point.

This is more shocking than a electric wire! I mean come on kids, we all knew how Squeeler fans really are. But this was tasteless, just like them nasty *ss Pittsburgh Micro-Brews! People continue to HATE us Raven fans! And my message to you haters….keep it comin bee-atches! I can school all of you non-verbal skilled retards! WHY? Because I live in Baltimore, and I am a drunken Ravens fan!

I told “Ravens Red Zone” columnist Joe Moko about this Hookle story. “Yo, the chump who threw a beer bottle at my boy, and KO’d the other, step up” says Moko. “I am calling you out right now. I am calling out any man from Pittsburgh, Cincinnati, or any wimp from Cleveland. I will bash your face in. I weigh 438 pounds, your best option is to run” says the bad*ss Joe Moko.

Moko also told me to put down his e-mail address in case some “Dumb and Dumber” reject wants to exchange blows with him. Joe Moko’s e-mail is joemoko1@gmail.com “Yo, you dont like the Ravens, then I will beat your *ss” Moko says. It sounds like YOU have 2 options, make the Ravens YOUR favorite team, or get a free beating from Joe Moko…hahaha, whats it going to be….Yeah I thought so…you want to be a Ravens fan!