Joe Moko TUESDAY…every Tuesday its MOKO TIME!

Ladies and gentleman, if you dont know what today is….then you may have amnesia! Every tuesday, the fatman Joe Moko the 438 pound former amatuer hotdog eating champion, and current illegal bareknuckel hillbilly fighter Joe Moko will have his weekly column posted. This week Moko is pissed, his friend tricked him into going fishing for crappie, and he missed the Ravens exhibition game saturday night at his local pub! Here is Moko’s weekly column…

Yo, I dont givez a crap about crappie fish. Yo, my boy took me out on his piece of sh*tty 1982 Seafinder boat, to catch some Crappie. I never knew crappie were so damn little yo. Its 5pm and we getz lost out there. I got pissed yo, I threw my boys fishing rod in the water. He tried to push me off his crappy boat to get the rod, I weigh 438lbs, i wasnt budging. I shoved a nightcrawler in his mouth, he already had dog breath, maybe it helped his breath get fresher.

Yo, I get real angry when some redneck makes me miss the Ravens game. Thats my chill time, its my Coors Light time. I drinkz light beer, since I pack on pounds easier than a elephant. My boy did bring 2 packs of cold Nathans hotdogs, I ate them in like 5 minutes yo, I need to get back in this hotdog eating circuit.

I will see next game at the pub, plan on getting blasted and starting a fight. Its a common occurance for me to watch a Ravens game here in the Max(Max Meadows) and after the game, I am so pumped yo, I gotta start a fight with the toughest guy I can find. Well as long as they dont have a girlfriend with them. Them country girls like to swing purses and beer bottles when you beat there mans *ss in the pub.

I wanna say go Ravens. Yo, I think you all can win the Super Bowl this year. I talk to you all next week.