Washington DeadSkins…..Hail to the MORONS!

For 10 years, Redskins owner Jack Kent Cook, kept Baltimore from getting a NFL team. For 10 plus years, we were forced to watch the damn Redskins games on TV everyweek. The NFL had them listed as our hometown team, before we got the Ravens. Thanks to former Governer William Donald Schafer, and his endless fight, we now have the Ravens. So what if we stole the team from Cleveland…we gave them a better stadium, and more classy fans!

Every year, we play these damn Deadskins…they call it “The Battle of the Beltway”. Well every year we beat the sh*t out of them. We “OWN THE BELTWAY WASHINGTON” so get off the road, before you get ran over!  Whats that white stuff on your hair? Its NOT DANDRUFF, its Ravens Bird Sh*t, the Ravens are flying by just like fighter jets, dropping you drunks off a courtesy present!

The 1st time the Ravens ever went to Washington, the Redskins were so pissed we had a team, they made poor old Art Model, and the Ravens, park there bus in the fans parking lot, even charging them $20 to PARK! This isnt a joke either, you can look it up on the web! They had to walk like 5 minutes to get to the stadium.

So there is a hatred! If someone plays the DeadSkins fight song one more time, I am going to call Joe Moko up, and have him bash there little boom box on the pavement! The song says “Hail to the Redskins” my version is “Hail to the Morons”! This is the team, that pays too much for players, this is why the team s*cks! Fat Albert Haynsworth, got 100 million, now he is the teams biggest slacker! It took this fat*ss 5 attempts just to pass the team physical!

You are going to Las Vegas this weekend? Put down your money on the Ravens. This is MORE than a exhibition game. The team still has hatred for making them park their bus and pay $20 just to park. Yeah, we won that game by the way. We always beat the DeadSkins!!