I Wanna Go to the Ravens Castle!
I’ve read about it! I’ve dreamed about it! I’ve wanted to eat at there legendary buffet room! I want to visit the Ravens Castle! No…I dont blog for the Baltimore Sun, Frederick News Post anymore! But I am a legend writing Ravens blogs! I am sending this story, attached to a e-mail to the “Wizard of Oz” aka Ozzie Newsome. You were my 2nd favorite player when I was a kid(sorry I was Bernie Kosar fan 1st lol).
I want to eat food at your cafeteria! I heard yall got free everything for the players and staff….from shrimp to hamburgers to beer! I live in a damn Trailer Park Mr. Ozzie! I want to eat like Im Donald Trump…get the picture? I wanna exercise with multi-million dollar equipment….naaaaa, Im lazy, lets skip the damn exercise crap!
I wanna park in the VIP or HandiCap parking space in the front! No I dont drive a 2010 Jaguar….like I said I live in a Trailer Park. Baltimore Ravens….invite Tim “Trailer Park” Lumber to the Ravens Castle! Do it….or I will bug you like a roach with 500 e-mails a week until you cave in!