BEST WISHES TO SERGIO KINDLE!
Last night when I posted my 2 Minute Warning Sergio Kindle blog, I did NOT know the severity of his injury. I found out he has a fractured skull. This makes this a serious matter. I ONLY wish the best for Sergio. Take your time coming back. You hit offensive players with your head, even though you have a helmet on, this is serious. The sad part for Sergio is that he was holding out for MORE money when this happened.
Now the key question is….will he ever become a millionare? Sometimes greed comes back to bite you in the *ss with a vengance! The Ravens are saying they will still sign him. BUT no way, I throw millions at a player with a head injury of this magnitude. His knees are already busted up from 4 surgeries. His knees look like Mr. Magoo’s knee caps. This head injury is so serious, if he had already made his millions, he would probally retire.
The Ravens should look at this careful now. The offer has to be lowered to that of a 7th round pick. Greed is why he is NOT a millionare, and it may have kept him from it. If he has to oneday work at McDonalds for $7 a hour, he will be the one kicking himself in the *ss! But he is hurt bad, I wish him a full recovery. He has to be MORE careful in the future…the Ravens need to take out a insurance policy with this guy.
2 Minute Warning: Sergio Kindle Falls down the STEPS!
Everyweek, I am going to be doing a NEW blog on here called “2 Minute Warning”. It SHOULD only take YOU 2 minutes to read it. Unless (A) You are illiterate (B) You have bad eyes and CANT see, and YOU need bifocals lol. In honor of the NFL for its legendary 2 minute warning, I will do MY own 2 minute warning. BUT my 2 minutes, will be hellbent! The first EVER topic is Sergio Kindle, the Ravens 1st selection in this years draft. The talented LB out of Texas has had MORE knee surgeries than a 95 year old senior citizen…and thats just his college career. He recently fell down the steps, and BUMPED his head so bad, he is in the hospital in stable condition. It was funny, I was debating my father yesterday, I told him “Kindle will be injured before the season is over” my dad said “he wont get hurt, that was college”. I hate to tell ya dad, but the NFL is alot rougher. Then not even a few hours later, we get this report he was trying to act like Humpty Dumpty or something. Here is my first ever 2 mintue warning…..enjoy!
2 MINUTE WARNING: SERGIO KINDLE FALLS DOWN THE STEPS
Asking my friends and co-workers “How in the hell did Sergio Kindle fall down the damn steps?” I had some good answers. The best answer was ” His Knees Gave Out”. Lol, I have never laughed so hard in my life. This Sergio, had had like 4 knee operations in college. And he has the balls to ask why “he wasnt a #1 Draft Pick”. You are lucky anybody even took you. NOW its apparent his bad knees gave out when he was walking down the steps, and he fell down 2 flights of stairs. Where the hell was he at….Donald Trumps house? I have never seen a house with 2 flights of steps in it.
Maybe he was drunk! Either way, this guy is more injury prone than Evil Kneival ever was! If I was Ozzie Newsome, I would go on E-Bay and buy this clown a 4-Leaf clover or a damn rabbits foot. Also you need to have one of them stairlifts they use for senior citizens…its a ride, that takes them UP and DOWN on the steps. I would have one installed Sergio, YOU dont want your knees giving out! How in the hell are you going to play against the worlds greatest athletes in the NFL? You need to find a Wican Witch or a VooDoo Doctor dude!
Ed Reed…visit a Pyschatrist…before YOU lose YOUR respect!
Ed Reed….what the hell is going on with ya pal? 1st he asks for a new contract after he is hurt, and also has a uncurable neck injury. Now he says the Ravens did NOT send him any game film. Maybe the Ravens think you went coo-coo! If you are mentally unstable pal, you may show this game film and playbook info, to some damn Steeler who is acting like he is YOUR friend.
Ed Reed, you are headed to Canton! You will oneday be enshrined into the Pro Football Hall of Fame and go down as one of the greatest safties to ever play the game. If YOU want to go awole….wait until your elected first. We had a baseball player headed to Cooperstown when we got him in a trade! He was MLB’s best 1st baseman. His name was Glenn Davis, he went nuts, got his jaw broke in a fight, and NEVER got elected to the Hall of Fame.
DONT follow the Glenn Davis path to destruction! Be careful what ya say to the media, they will eat YOU like JAWS! They are NOT your friend! Yeah, I blogged for quite a few big league organizations, I know how them fish swim. I am a writer, I hate the journalist word. They live by the journalist motto….NEVER become a fan of a team YOU cover. I am a Ravens fan. Take my damn advice Reed! You want to talk to the REAL media….you e-mail me…I am KING of this jungle. I say anything I want to…I dont give a hoot!
Baltimore Sun Reports, Randle El Considered Ravens Offer
The Baltimore Sun said that moron WR, and Pittsburgh Steeler member Randle El considered the Ravens contract offer! WHIPPDEE-DOO! Of course he considered it! Who would NOT consider a offer that is over a MILLION DOLLARS! If he didnt consider it, maybe he should be sent to a “MENTAL HOSPITAL” Ya know? If they offered Peyton Manning a contract even 10 times lower than his asking price, he WOULD consider it! The ONLY team I know of, who is NOT considered when they offer contracts is OUR Baltimore Orioles. And GM Roland Hemond served that up correctly when he made that legendary comment at the Winter Meetings years ago, that it seemed like the FREE-AGENTS thought we were offering with Confederate Money.
Randle El is a BUM! Thats why he went back to them SQUEELERS….Squeel for us Pittsburgh!! Randle El is a reject, who runs punts back for 5 yards! He WONT run any back against the Ravens, I GUARANTEE you that pal! I think the Ravens should NEVER offer any former Steeler/Redskin players a contract! WE DONT WANT THESE LOSERS in Baltimore Mr. Wizard of OZ…Ozzie Newsome!
Nothing BUT the worst is involved with THEIR players. Look at Little Ben, look at his off the field history. This is supposed to be the damn leader of their team. He has been in a mopad(or was it a motorcycle accident) the guy was probally more drunk than Joe Moko when it happend. Then lets NOT even go there with them poor girls. Then you have Joey Porter, a former Steeler trying to go after the Ravens BUS, because Ray Lewis did a kick after a football tackel and he thought he was mocking him. Man Pittsburgh, is the WORST place for pro-athlete role models. Im glad thar Randle El didnt take our offer. Lets HOPE Ozzie gave him a real dumb offer, just to be rude to him, like offering minimum wage or something. Have fun in Pittsburgh Randel El! Look forward to watching your team get stomped by the Ravens!
Ravens “Media Relations Director” Chad Steele Responds to E-mail
I have finally gotten a response from the Ravens Castle! The Ravens Media Relations Director, Chad Steele responded to my e-mail, and this time I 100% agree with his response! Last time he sent me a e-mail, it was to tell me, I would NOT be getting Press Passes. Yeah I cried for a few days, drank one too many Rolling Rocks to drown to tears in alchohol. But today, I am passing on booze, and sipping on Gatorade! After all, I am a sports blogger, who will oneday be elected into the “Media Hall of Fame” if there is such a shrine!
Here is the response e-mail I recieved from the Ravens, Chad Steele. He makes some great points, and I have to admit “I actually agree with someone for once”. Here is the e-mail…..
Tim,
I understand where you are coming from, and I know this policy hurts affects
people in a number of different ways. Unfortunately, there are people who don't
play by the rules and there have been a number of people (a lot of children)
hurt over the past couple of years.
We have had suggestions to change things over the past couple of years and
resisted as long as we could. This is something that we have fought over
internally for a while, but it is something we feel needs to be done. We want to
give the kids a safe environment to get some autographs much like many of us did
when we were younger. There are unfortunately a number of people that take
advantage of the players with autographs to sell, or that push a little too hard
at camp, upset the players and sometimes hurt another fan.
There will still be guys interacting with adults (we are not telling them "no,
don't interact"), but want to concentrate on the children.
Hope you understand, and hope this won't change your view of our organization.
Chad Steele
Director of Media Relations
Baltimore Ravens
1 Winning Drive
Owings Mills, MD
21117
Ravens DONT Respond Back to MY E-mail!
The Ravens will respond to all e-mails within 72 hours, most of the time its sooner. Thats what the damn Ravens official website says to all people with e-mail enquiries. WELL its been 96 Hours! Nobody e-mailed me from Ravenville! Yall afraid? Yall Ravens suit and tie clowns, afraid if you send a wrong e-mail, I will post it? Lol, you know me good then!
I am still just a little pissed I was denied Press Passes to Raven games. After all, no Raven Blogger can make music like me when I type on this damn magical laptop! There going to put my keyboard in the Media Hall of Fame! Tonight, I am guzzling some FROST GLAZIER FREEZE ,GATORADE! Feeling like getting my athletic swag on for ya Raven fans. Joe Moko gives his hillbilly whiskey salute…..to YOU, yeah YOU!
Ravens…its time to recognize ME! Yeah I am very unprofessional! But who gives a OWLS HOOT! HOOT…HOOT! Hear me call! Giving me this “NO RESPECT” Rodney Dangerfield treatment, is getting old, like the sour milk your drinking! Go throw up! What ever reject refused to respond to my e-mail….ya lucky Mr. Joe Moko dont know your name. He might have challenged YOU(NERD) to a mountain man fight!
When I send YOU fools a e-mail, I expect RESPECT! I am TIM LUMBER! I am the greatest sports blogger, internet hell raiser, pitch drunk demon there is! I am trailer park trash, and I LOVE IT! Ravens, its time to respect the poor blue collar working man. If YOUR damn website says YOU will respond within 72 hours….then act like Spike Lee on that oldschool NIKE commercial….AND JUST DO IT!
My E-Mail COMPLAINT To the Ravens!
You know I am pissed that the Ravens now have a scam policy! They will only allow kids from ages 8-15 to get one of there million dollar players autographs. Thats good for the kids! But what the HELL about us over the age of 15? We are the Real Reason YOU are in Buisness….Baltimore Ravens. I know some of these players are spoiled, and need there diapers changed every hour or so. I even heard a rumor there is indeed that fabled Diaper Room. Only the highest paid athletes on the team have access to it! I heard “HUGGIES” is the most popular diaper used by the pampering crybabys on the team. I say MAKE them sign autographs for all! This is discrimination!
When a team says YOU cant get a autograph because you are over 15….they are discriminating against YOU! This is the 21st Century Baltimore Ravens. Lets act like it. Somebody TAKE the HUGGIES diaper off of team president Dick Cass…he is the drunk who thought of this scam! I did complain! Without further due, here is the Complaint I am sending to the team. I copied it off of there website BEFORE I pressed the SEND button. Note, look at the fake phone number I left. I put down 976-EVIL from that old horror movie lol.
Your feedback is extremely important to us!
The Baltimore Ravens is YOUR organization, and we take your comments, suggestions, and complaints very seriously. Please use the form below to contact our organization. We will respond to your email within 72 hours, and often much more quickly.
MESSAGE TO TEAM:
My name is Tim Lumber. Im sure ya heard of me! I am the greatest Ravens blogger in American history. I am curious why the team is NOT allowing kids over 15 to get Ravens players autographs at Training Camp? Are the players complaining of there fingers getting tired? These guys make enough cash, lets make them sign as many autographs as possible. I am using this comment on my Ravens Red Zone website. I would like to know WHY is the grownups NOT allowed to get your Ravens autographs? After all, we are the REAL ones who sing YOUR paycheck, we pay the bills!!
Ravens Players Will NOT Sign Autographs for Adults in Training Camp
Talk about some bullcrap! If you are over 15 years of age, dont bring a sharpie to the Ravens Training Camp! From this point on, the team has made a new policy, the Ravens players will only sign autographs for kids between the ages of 8-15. So if you have a 7 year old, or a young 16 year old son/daughter they cant get a players autograph!
This is DUMB! What a cheap shot by the Ravens! Ravens President Dick Cass is the MORON behind this! Someone should slap some sense into this overpaid “Bozo in a suit”! Why would you NOT allow the men, and teens to get Ravens autographs? What you afraid we might sell them for $5? You afraid we might try to make a few bucks? Always folks, another example of the rich man keeping the poor working man DOWN!
You cheapskates make billions! You afraid of us making a few dollars? Are you afraid some overpaid reject might get a blister on his thumb from signing too many autographs. If us fans tell the players to Jump….they should ask us how high! If we tell them to sign autographs they BETTER ask us HOW LONG?
What the hell is happening to the NFL? In the old days players had to get jobs. Now adays they make more than what they should. Now in the new era of NFL football, these overpaid crybabys aint going to be signing autographs. You poor idiots! What, it going to hurt your fingers using a ink pen?
Baltimore Ravens….do NOT try to follow in the footsteps of the Orioles. You topped the Orioles on “Dumb and Dumber” moves by using this new rule. I am going to e-mail this Einstein names Dick Cass. I am curious to see whether he is willing to respond on this new rule. I will keep ya updated. End of story….go to your fridgerator and pop open a beer!
Was ED REED Drunk When He Asked For NEW CONTRACT?
What the hell? Ed Reeds career may be over. I thought just last week “That Ed Reed was only coming back, so he could ride the disabled list and collect one last multi-million dollar paycheck, before he rides on his stretcher into the million dollar sunset”! Now he is asking the Ravens for a new contract!
Move over Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels, you 2 fools dont look so “Dumb and Dumber” anymore! Ed Reed in my opinion knows his career is over. But “GREED” is keeping him on the roster. I mean why not? He can sit home and make “NO MONEY” or he can sit home on the DL and collect millions. Now he is hoping to get a huge signing bonus and rack up about 10 million more. He could retire for health reasons, and the insurance the Ravens pick up with each contract would pay the rest of the contract out to Reed.
The Ravens are NOT run by Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels! If someone told you that Ed Reed, you should punch them in the face! They lied to you bro! Your on the wrong team. You COULD have fooled the Orioles! They fall for more tricks than David Copperfield! Call up Peter Angelos and tell him you wanna play some baseball. They will sign you for a few million just to put morons in the seats!
So from here on out, until you prove you can still play football(that is if you even come off the DL this season), I have a new nickname for ya! Its ED GREED! Ed maybe you should buy you some green eye contact lenses. You see nothing but dollar signs. Your already a multi, multi, mutli-millionaire. You need to see a doctor. You have GREED syndrome. You wanna a new contract you say? Get lost ED GREED! Go fool some sucker GM who dont know any better. Go call the Orioles!
Tim Lumber: Im HERE for YOU Raven Fans!
I havent been blogging on the Ravens Red Zone blog to much lately. See after the anxiety and driving problems, my wife was locked up this week, and faces serious time on FALSE things she did NOT do. I am really hoping the damn Raven season gets here as soon as possible. See Raven season, is the time me and my father watch games together, drink some brews and cuss out the TV set.
As my wife site behind bars, I had to consider “do I really want to keep writing and blogging?”. That answer is YES! I have worked my *ss off to become known. Nobody, no blogger, spills there heart into there stories like me. Steeler and Browns fans….you aint heard the last from me….you crybabies!
Being a man, a husband who missed and loves his wife…I have to stay STRONG, and continue to live my life! I love covering the Ravens cause I can talk as much smack as I feel. And this season WE are winning the Super Bowl, so I wanna be blogging about my damn football team.
You think I like to brag about OUR Ravens now? Wait until we win the Super Bowl, Im going to have REAL bragging rights. No other damn writer covers the Ravens like me. This blogging stuff is like therapy to me. And currently, and it looks like for a while, that while my wife is locked up…I am going to have a BIGGER attitude.
Baltimore, and everyother Raven fan out there! I AM BACK! This time I brought some matches, some damn lighter fluid! Its time to burn the roof off of this joint! Raven fans….Im HERE for YOU!