My Interview with Baltimore Charm Hopeful Rachel Kagay
YEAH Raven fans, Im sure you wanted to know about out NEW Lingerie Football Team the Baltimore Charm as well! So I got ya covered with the Charm hopeful that everyone in Baltimore is talking about…
Last Sunday, the Baltimore Charm(Baltimore’s new expansion franchise in the Lingerie Football League http://www.lflus.com/baltimorecharm/) were about to hold there 1st Open Tryout at 1st Mariner Arena. Moments before that tryout, they were just another new team in Baltimore hoping to find a identity. The second Rachel Kagay walked into 1st Mariner Arena for a tryout, the Charm “Hit the Jackpot” and they didnt even have to go to Las Vegas to do so! The local media was all over Kagay, she appeared on the local news, and her pic was in the Baltimore Sun as well. Baltimore fans were buzzing over Rachel. My readers/friends/co-workers,all asked me “Who was the girl trying out for QB on the news?”. I knew at that moment, I had to get a interview. After all, there aint too many times in my sports writing career, I get to interview a woman who was in Maxim.com! Rachel Kagay, is a Baltimore star in the making! I recently had a chance to interview this Baltimore CHARMer, and here is what she had to say….
Tim Lumber: First off, I seen you have pics of you modeling for Maxim.com on your facebook page. Can you tell us a little about it?
Rachel Kagay: )..I did do a shoot for Maxim Magazine, I ended up being a top 10 finalist in the 2008 Hometown Hotties Contest. It was amazing! I was really lucky to be chosen out of over 20,000 entries. I didn’t take it too seriously just a really good experience with great people, I am also in the 2010 Maxim Calendar this year which I didn’t even know about until a friend was in the store and saw it on the shelf..good stuff.
Tim Lumber: How did you prepare for your Charm tryouts?
Rachel Kagay: I didn’t exactly do an all out training routine before tryouts..I play alot of basketball and workout quite a bit so I felt pretty prepared. I also love playing football so it came pretty natural to me. I am always the only girl on the field or court with a bunch of guys. But I refuse to just sit on the sideline..I want to play too!!
Tim Lumber: The day before the Charm tryouts at 1st Mariner Arena, you were just another hopeful who Baltimore football fans never heard of. On the day of tryouts, you became a star with the local media and football fans. You were on WJZ 13 News, in the Baltimore Sun, and football fans everywhere were talking about you. How amazing was it getting all of that publicity, and having so many people in Baltimore rooting for you to make the Charm?
Rachel Kagay: I think being one of the girls interviewed can either be both a good thing and a bad thing. So many people want to judge and criticize right away so you catch alot of heat. But I am so excited about this league. Its no joke, I plan on rockin some girls!!! I didn’t know people were routing for me…haha but ill take it! and I thank you haha..
Tim Lumber: And last but not least, describe what it would be like to make the Baltimore Charm?
Rachel Kagay: Making the Baltimore Charm would be amazing!! I think the league will do very well in Baltimore. We need something new around here. Cute girls playing tackle football???? Perfect!
Raven Fans CHECK me out on Orioles Talk!
Just wanted to inform you Raven Red Zone readers, that I am also doing O’s stories for Sports Blog Net. Check out my latest O’s story! Its about time somebody comes in and represents Baltimore to a Drunken T! My latest story, I say why the O’s should sign Charlie Sheen(Major League style) this team could use some life. Here what I had to say….click on the link http://oriolecentral.wordpress.com/2010/05/14/the-orioles-could-use-charlie-sheen-major-league-style/
Browns Fan Challenges JOE MOKO to a Bareknuckle Fight!
A Cleveland Browns fan from Cleveland, has challenged the baddest man alive(438 pound mountain man bareknuckle fighter) Joe Moko to a blood dance!! “Homie come off like he bad. I will blood dance with this fat slob anyday. Lets do this Joe” says Charlie Jones from Cleveland. Joe Moko is coming off a loss where he had his nose broken by Max Meadows bareknuckle Champion Ryan Smith. Moko has beatin a UFC legit prospect in Germany born Robert Van Peet. Van Peet was beatin so bad on the mountain top in a crazy fight at -4 degrees. Van Peet had 8 teeth knocked out by a Joe Moko ground and pound, and started to cry and yell “HELP ME” about 5 times before they stopped fight.
Now the Browns Clown, wants to blood dance with Moko. I asked Joe what did he think of the challenge. “Yo, I have one fight already scheduled. But Yo, I will break Charlie Browns nose if he wants me to. This aint cartoon land. On the mountain top, we dont wear little gloves like the UFC. I can schedule you for July. You only weigh 150lbs you a shrimp. Maybe you drinken, cuz you must be begging for a beatdown Charlie Brown. You sign the waiver, we can do this. You will come to Max Meadows to fight. Dude I will knock you out wearing a Ray Lewis jersey.” says Joe Moko.
Charlie Brown…make your move! Moko will knock the PEANUTS out of you!
A Drunken Toast to my Ravens Red Zone facebook fans!
I am sitting here, guzzling down some good ol fashioned 100 proof Old Crow whiskey…and I raise my half drunken bottle to all of you who have joined my Ravens Red Zone Facebook Fan Club Page http://www.facebook.com/pages/Ravens-Red-Zone/323707055630?ref=ts
I am going to do a toast tonight. Its 2:45 am, you are sleeping, and I am here boozing the night away! Tonight our guest speaker is Joe Moko, he sent his e-mail to me tonight for this story, and here is what he had to say to you GREAT fans…..
JOE MOKO: Tim, told me I doing a toast to you all great peeps! Yo, the Ravens is are team. Yo, screw Steeler fans,Bengal fans and Brown Clowns! I raise my bottle of Mickeys and say, lets keep raising hell!
Thank You bigman! Now let me give my toast to you fans…
Tim Lumber: You fans are the greatest damn Raven fans in the World! We love talking smack, cracking on Steeler fans(and your $2 chicken towels). We love the taste of booze, and love the sight of the Ravens stomping there opponets week after week! We are going to win the damn Super Bowl this year Raven fans! These otherPittsburgh bloggers may hate me, but they can kiss my Old Crow *ss lol! I will shut them up, after we win the Super Bowl this year. So all you Pittsburgh bloggers who hate me so bad…I will throw the remaining contents of this Old Crow…in YOUR FACE you scumbags! Ravens Red Zone on facebook is where the coolest people in Baltimore raise hell!
Ray Lewis gets a Street Named after Him!
Ray Lewis continued to be immortalized, as one of the most popular sports legends to ever play in Baltimore! The Ravens announced this off-season when the re-signed Lewis, that they will oneday build a statue of him when he retires, outside of M&T Bank Stadium! Now he has “RAY LEWIS WAY #52″ a street named after him.
Raven Fan says Beer better not be $10!!
Baltimore resident Kip Daniels, tells me by e-mail”If Ravens try to charge $10 a beer this year, I am going to KO a beer vendor” says a angry Kip Daniels. And Kip”the KO” Daniels aint joking! “I will tape my knuckles up before I go to a Ravens game this season at M&T Bank Stadium. If a vendor comes by with a $10 beer badge, I am going to put him to sleep like Hollyfield did Tyson” he tells me.
Beer Vendors for the Baltimore Ravens….BEWARE! If your boss at game makes you put on a $10 Beer Tag, you better wear a mouthpiece lol! If NOT you may end up like me…wearing a pair of dentures! Kip Daniels will even hook you up with a free SeaBond denture adhesive, for your new teeth. “Tell them, do not charge $10 a beer, they dont wanna make me mad” says Daniels.
Ravens my message to you is….Please allow one of your beer vendors to wear a $10 Beer Badge! Pick the worst employee who you dont like, and send him into a Kip Daniels War Zone. I need a good story to write about lol!!
What Up with Jared Gaither? Is he Hurt, or Faking it?
He is known to the Ravens players as Chef Gaither for his love of cooking! BUT is Jared Gaithers COOKING up a LIE? Within a reported 20 minutes after being told by the Ravens during teams 1st mini-camp he would be moving to Right Tackle(Oher will be LT, Gaithers natural position) Chef-Boy-R-D, may have cooked up a lie, by telling the Ravens his foot started to hurt. Inside sources tell me, the Ravens are very mad! Gaithers they believe is not hurt in the least bit. The team is sending him to see a foot specialist. He has been on the trading block, but so far the Baltimore Sun reports”No offers to meet the Ravens needs have been made at this point”.
“If he is lying, and his foot isnt hurt like we think it aint, Gaithers can pack his suitcases, because the team wont go for shannanigons like that” a source tells me. I used to talk to Gaithers on another website where we both blogged at. I will be wise, and NOT send him a message after this story lol. I dont need a 6’8″ 350+ pound Mad Cook coming after me! But yeah, I will say it”Jared Gaithers is faking a injury” its time to pack your bags Chef-Boy-R-D!! Indy could use a reject lineman as a cook! Michael Oher(Mr.Blindside) is a better LT…so make the right decision…by going to RT! If not, you may want to sell your house…because you wont be playing in Baltimore this year. Havent you ever watched Pinochio…Jared? Your nose is going to grow from all your lying.
Bungals To Sign Trouble Maker PacMan Jones
The Cincinnati Bengals..aka the Bungals have signed “Another Jones with a attitude!” If it wasnt bad enough, Pacman was beatin in football on the Tv show “Joe’s VS Pros” by 2 ordinary football armchair drunks. Pacman after being released by the Cowboys went on the show. BUT he would allow 4 TD’s by not being able to cover the Joe’s! So how in the hell is he going to cover Anquan Boldin and Derrick Mason in 2010 when the Bungals play the Ravens? Maybe is he is better off sticking to Pro-Wrestling. I do have to admit, I like how the Pacman talks smack, he can be very entertaining…but since he NOW plays for a rival team…he will become the AFC Norths new punchline!
To make matter more whacky…the Bunglas also signed coke nose Matt Jones at WR! Now they have the 2 biggest Hell Raising JONES players in NFL history. Las Vegas is already taking odds to which Jones(Matt or Adam) will go to jail, or be suspended 1st by the NFL this season!
Baltimore Ravens VS Baltimore Charm?
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Who would you rather watch play QB? Rachel Kagay as she tries out to be the new Baltimore Charm QB of the Lingerie Football League or Joe Flacco of the Baltimore Ravens? Come this FALL, Baltimore Football fans(especially male fans) will have a tough battle with there wallet. Do they go to M&T Bank Stadium(Ravens) on a Sunday or go to 1st Mariner Arena on a Friday Night(Charm)? Ravens will still be the most talked about team in town, BUT the Baltimore Charm have given Raven fans and diehard Baltimore football fans a run for there money!
Baltimore Raven Fans Bored? Check out these OTHER Home teams!
Why we wait for the NFL season to start back up, and Raven fans wait for the start of the 2010 season, there are other football teams who are playing, and will be in Baltimore before the Ravens season starts. Here is the MUST-SEE Football list of Baltimore Football teams that you should check out this summer and fall!
Baltimore Mariners: Baltimore’s other Professional football team is the Baltimore Mariners http://www.baltimoremariners.com/ I do have Season Press Passes to what may go down as “The Greatest Arena Football Team to Ever Play”. The Mariners have a home game this Sunday at 4pm at 1st Mariner Arena as they attempt to stay undefeated(currently 7-0). Raven fans, you should check out the Baltimore Mariners. I even cover the team here with a blog http://thebaltimoremarinersreport.sportsblognet.com/
Baltimore Pirates: The Pirates are a new Semi-Pro football expansion franchise. I will be the teams Beat Writer this season. My Pirate stories are featured on there Pirates Press. http://www.baltimorepiratesfootball.com/PiratesPress.html Kickoff is at 7pm, at Chesterwood Park in Dundalk. Come out and join me tonight!! Yes tonight lol, May 1st.
Maryland Sting: The Head Coach/Owner is Baltimore Mariners defensive coach Bryan Milburn. The Sting last season came within seconds of winning a Semi-Pro Championship. I covered this team last season, and plan on covering more games this upcoming season. The team also features former Baltimore Raven and Jonathan Ogdens brother Marques Ogden as a coach. Here is there official website link http://www.mdsting.org/
Baltimore Charm: Baltimore has been buzzing with excitement as soon as the Lingerie Football League awarded us a franchise a few months ago. The team is set to play this fall at 1st Mariner Arena. This league has some of the most beautiful models in the World playing football for them, and crowds have packed arenas across the U.S. http://www.lflus.com/baltimorecharm/
So until the Ravens season begins, ease your football craving Baltimore! Check out these exciting teams!!