Ravens 2010 Opponets(VICTIMS) Named Today by NFL
The Baltimore Ravens found out who there “Punching Bags” will be in 2010! The NFL listed the victims today. Below is the list of the stupid NFL teams who will be beat down Raven Style in 2010! I am predicting the Ravens go 14-2 and win the Super Bowl!
Ravens 2010 schedule
Sept. 13 (Monday night): at N.Y. Jets, 7 p.m. (ESPN)
Sept. 19: at Cincinnati, 1 p.m.
Sept. 26: vs. Cleveland, 1 p.m.
Oct. 3: at Pittsburgh, 1 p.m.
Oct. 10: vs. Denver, 1 p.m.
Oct. 17: at New England, 1 p.m.
Oct. 24: vs. Buffalo, 1 p.m.
Oct. 31: Bye
Nov. 7: vs. Miami, 1 p.m.
Nov. 11 (Thursday night): at Atlanta, 8:20 p.m. (NFL Network)
Nov. 21: at Carolina, 1 p.m.
Nov. 28: vs. Tampa Bay, 1 p.m.
Dec. 5 (Sunday night): vs. Pittsburgh, 8:20 p.m. (NBC)
Dec. 13 (Monday night): at Houston, 8:30 p.m. (ESPN)
Dec. 19: vs. New Orleans, 1 p.m.
Dec. 26: at Cleveland, 1 p.m.
Jan. 2: vs. Cincinnati, 1 p.m.
Will the Ravens Trade LT Jared Gaithers on Draft Day?
http://www.readoz.com/publication/embed?p=18756&pg=8&onepagemode=true (Click onto the next page, to the right to see my comment in the Water Cooler) I was in the Water Cooler of Mondays B free daily paper(issued by Baltimore Sun) commenting on “How I believe the Ravens should trade that lazy Jared Gaithers for a high draft pick. And Mr. Blind Side Michael Oher is clearly the better LT”. Rumors continue to come to me that the Ravens will deal Gaithers on Draft Day this thursday night. Rumors are the Colts, Raiders, and Bills are the 3 teams with the most interest. Also I heard from one person saying the Redskins would be willing to deal a 2nd round pick for next season.
I think Gaither has been overated ever since the Ravens got him in the supplemental NFL Draft years ago. He is a decent LT, but for a 2nd round pick I would deal him. I have a good feeling after thursday he will no longer be a Raven. Oher is the future here. That means Gaithers better pack up his suitcases and his chef hat. Bye…bye!
Kissing Suzie Kolber….DONT Disrespect Raven Fans!!
If Joe Moko the 438 pounder and former hot dog eating champion ever finds out who wrote that garbage story about the Ravens fans, and bashed my Ravens Red Zone article, than he will shove this chili dog down your throat bucktooth! Me I have a bottle of Old Crow! Im going to bash it over your face! Here is the article they dissed Ravens fans and Ravens Red Zone. http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2010/01/the-haters-guide-to-the-postseason-afc-6th-seed-baltimore-ravens-2.html
Im sitting back here, getting ready for a damn verbal war. I know none of your bucktooth writers can compete with me. See when you bashed me a few months ago, you started a verabl war check… that you cant cash! I know your facebook website link is
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/pages/UPROXX/116548701336?ref=ts The Kissing Suzie Kolber blog is owned by the Uproxx company. Uproxx? What moron came up with that name? Now let the bigman Joe Moko speak his mind a little. “Yo Uproxx, your writer better back off! Yo, I aint some chump! I make a living off of putting people to sleep! I dont see nothing but chumps at yo website fool. People cussing out normal every day citizens. I fight for the blue collar people. I just got back from the pen after doing a 2 week bid. I dont want to fight you. I want a verbal war. I can out talk you. I can out eat you. I can out everything you. Tell your writer to back off dude. Yo, I will serve him up in a future story” says the bad*ss Joe Moko.
So see Uproxx(your name is dumb and dumber) your writers like to talk smack. BUT can they take it? We request at this point to leave Baltimore, and its Ravens fans alone! We are the damn good guys of the NFL. Go mess with the Steeler fans. But I think you will get the message loud and clear. If you disrespect the Ravens fans, it will be a internet war! Kissing Suzie Kolber…you can Kiss my Kolber *ss!!
Ravens Fan….Joe Moko a FREE Man!
The now 438 pound balloon man Joe Moko has returned home to Max Meadows, Virginia. “Now its time to make Ravens Red Zone the #1 Ravens site in America. Other Raven sites are soft. They have nerds writing stories. I just wanna slap some of these posers. When they come on line, they act big and tough. We all know Raven fans are the toughest fans. I am a bareknuckel fighter. I am the toughest man alive!” says a now free Joe Moko.
First website we go after will be Kissing Suzie Colbert Blog. They have a reported 600,000 monthly readers. “Yo, I never got over how they used your blog(Ravens Red Zone) and other Ravens fans, and said we were crybabys. Were going to see how much they cry when I tell them how it is.”says Moko. Welcome back bigman! I will keep you readers updated with Mokos quest to steal all of there readers!!
Dino’s Authentics EVENT on May 1st
I will be attending the Dino’s Athletics Event on May 1st. 6 Baltimore Ravens will be there signing autographs. This will be for a good cause also. Proceeds from this event will go to the Susan G. Komen for the Cure Maryland. Its going to be a great event. I recently had the chance to talk to Dino about this very exciting upcoming event, and here is what he had to say……
Tim Lumber: First off can you tell us about Dino’s Authentics, and is there a website where fans can check out?
Dino’s Authentics: Dino’s Authentics has been selling authentic sports memorabilia since 2007 specializing in Ravens memorabilia. Customer can check us out online at http://dinosauthentics.com/home
Tim Lumber: On May 1st you have a very big event. Can you tell us about it?
Dino’s Authentics: On May 1st, we are having a big autograph signing with 6 Ravens players. We are donating parts of the proceeds to Susan G. Komen for the Cure Maryland and it is our goal to raise $20,000. To help us reach that goal, we have teamed up with Grand Stand Sports & Memorabilia who are bringing items to be silent auctioned on at the signing May 1st.
Joe Moko says Ravens Red Zone WILL Be #1 Ravens Site!
Joe Moko told me by telephone when he gets out of jail sunday night, there will be a internet war between this site and other FAKE, WIMPY, Baltimore Raven websites. “Were going back to the cowboy days. These other sites have softies cussing, acting big and bad. I will put these posers in there place. I am here for ya brother. We going to be running things starting next week”.
Moko has a good point. Other websites have asked me to do stories for them. YET, they would never offer me a writing position. Just a few weeks before I began writing for SPORTS BLOG NET(the greatest damn sports website in the world) Ravens 24X7 owner Toni Lombardi told me I should do a message board story for him. I am the most succesful message board writer in internet history. I own several records at major message board sites(6 in all). Yet Toni would not offer me a job. OK lol, you will pay the price along with every other Raven website. This is war! All of you Raven sites can kiss my #ss.
Im coming in with the 436 pound hot dog eating monster and we are serving everyone of you 10 cent posers with a verbal war. You cant compete with me websites in a verbal trash talking war. I was a former WORLD TRASH TALKING JUMBUCK INTERNET CHAMP years ago. I do this for YOU. I love my blue-collar readers! Screw these rich snobs making 6 figures on there websites. Soon, Ravens Red Zone will be #1. I will make sure of it, if its the last thing my drunken *ss does!
Raven Fan…Bart Davis Smacked a Colt Fan!
The first e-mail I got came from the “Wild Man” Bart Davis. “I sport the purple mohawk at Ravens games” says Davis. “I was at a bar in Annapolis. Md. when a drunken Colt fan comes in. This guy was a trader. He lived in Baltimore his whole life, yet he was one of those guys who rides the NFL bandwagon. He asked why I had a purple mohwak. I said its for the Ravens. This was the next day after the Colts beat us in the playoffs. He said you all got beat. Manning is the man. So I just slapped him in his face. I was drunk, thats probally the biggest reason I did it. But hopefully I put some sense in that kid”. says Bart”The WILD MAN”Davis.
YES!! You put some sense in that retard! If you live in Baltimore and root for the team that left this city, you deserve to be slapped like that dumb Colt fan lol. I am going to mail you a FREE Bottle of Old Crow Bart. Thanks for the story! I only got one little e-mail folks. Quit being shy, step up like Bart! We are Ravens fans! We have balls. We have footballs lol! Here is my e-mail again. Also is any other football fans have the balls to tell us a bad story about our Ravens….step up. Put your little fingers on your keyboard and send me a e-mail. Once again its timlumber1@aol.com
Do YOU Have any DRUNKEN Raven Stories?
I am looking for some wild Raven stories. Ya know me, I love stories of all hell breakin loose! Have you ever been drunk at a game and got into a fistfight with a dumb visiting fan? Ever got into a fight wearing a Ravens shirt, or argued with a damn Steeler loser or another NFL Fan? Do you have a True-Life wild Ravens story that will make the fans want to drink a beer after reading your story? Then send it to me lol! You could be featured right here on Ravens Red Zone. I want any wild Raven story YOU have!
Maybe you are the next Joe Moko? Maybe you will become the most famous Raven drunk ever lol? Ever been in a drinking contest and somebody threw up? Maybe threw up on a loser Steeler fan? I would love to hear about it chief or Miss Chief! Dont be shy…send me a e-mail at timlumber1@aol.com and I will feature you in a upcoming story. Its time YOU become famous! Its time You…become a part of Ravens Red Zone!!
Ray Lewis is on Twitter…..all Hell Yeah!
The man the Ravens will build a statue of oneday is on Twitter! No I hardly use twitter…its boring. But now that #52 (the most hated man in Pittsburgh lol) is on Twitter I may check in more frequently. I could always use a good story! If I cant find one, I will just see whats happening with my drunken Raven fans! Here is the link to Ray Lewis’s personall Twitter page http://twitter.com/raylewis52com I am hoping he talks some smack on here. Everybody hates us Ray…they all think Baltimore Ravens fans are classless. BUT we are the only professional group of of NFL fans there is!
Ravens Fan and Badboy Joe Moko to be Released from Jail!
The now 436 pound former hotdog eating champion and Max Meadows bareknuckel hillbilly fighter, and diehard Ravens fan Joe Moko, will be released from jail this Sunday according to the spokesperson. He will have to serve over 500 hours of communtiy service. The bigman will be getting a exercise better than guru Richard Simmons. I have in my possesion…a letter from Joe Moko….thats Mr. to YOU lol!
Tim,
Yo, I getting outa this joint sunday. These 2 dudes didnt like my Ray Lewis jersey I had on. I told both of them come try and take this shirt off of me, I give you a new dental plan. Yo, people in here annoy me. I wanna smash alot of them. But I am tying to get the hell out of here. I farted one night, and some dude got smart. I was up in his face, I told him to “Swing fruitcake” he didnt swing. He aint that dumb yo. I talk to ya when I get out. Peace.
Sound like the bigman is taking care of buisness in the joint. I wonder if he stole anybody’s lunch tray? Moko has told me he wants to issue another bareknuckle challenge to Patriots QB Tom Brady when he gets out. Brady refused to speak on his last fight challenge. Something tells me he….chicken lol! Bok, Bok, Bok…chicken lol!