Archive for March, 2010

Ravens Re-Sign Mason to 2 Year Contract

Stallworth, Boldin, Ray Rice, Joe Flacco, Michael Oher, and now you can add Derrick Mason back to the 2010 Ravens Offense picture! The Ravens proved they are going to have one hell of a passing game this season. No longer will teams be able to double team Mason, for he will NOT be the #1 WR anymore. Now teams will be forced to single cover him!

Boldin will have to be given more respect by opposing teams. Last season, mid-way through, teams started double teaming Mason, and they eliminated him from the game. NOW, he will get single coverage, and will create one scary WR corp, that will strike fear into the rival AFC North teams hearts!

The Boldin, Stallworth and now Mason signing tell me one thing…..This team is going to win the damn Super Bowl in 2010! Hahaha, hey Pittsburgh….How you Like us Now lol?

Ravens WONT Give Me any Damn Press Passes!

For the first time in my sports writing career, I have been TOLD NO! I am the Media Sports King, and the Ravens will NOT give me any damn Press Passes! Here are the e-mails I sent to the team in my quest to get Press Passes for Training Camp of all things!

My first e-mail went to Karen McGee some big shot at the Ravens Castle, here is my World Class, Professional e-mail I sent her in quest to get Press Passes…..

She replied with this message….

Sent from my iPhone

Then if things werent bad enough, I never even had time to send Chad Steele a message, he send me one like 5 damn minutes later lol, here is what he sends me…

We as a team are very aware of the popularity of blogs and websites around the
nation covering all sports, and the NFL in particular, but unfortunately we
cannot credential them all. We will only credential sites that have an
affiliation with a credible news station.

I still would like to thank them for getting back to me. Now, I would like the team to send me a Ravens practice jersey! I will be asking Chad that. I do understand there are too many Press Requests that get asked for. BUT, the Ravens should realize, that outside of Baltimore, I am the most famous damn Ravens writer in America! The team should give me a practice jersey that was worn by Ray Lewis lol! Then I can do a online contest, for me readers, and one of you can win a Ray Lewis authentic practice jersey. Come on Ravens, GIVE me something free, I live in a damn Trailer Park for crying out loud lol!

Source Claims Ed Reed will Retire!

  I was the first to say the Ravens would aquire Boldin, I said so on the day before the team made the trade. Now a new source, tells me Ed Reed want’s to retire! The thing that is holding him back from making the decision is the Ravens and Baltimore almost begging him to play in pain!

This is wrong Baltimore, if you were hurting so bad, having severe headaches all day, would you play if you were already a millionare? No you would NOT! “Ed I think retires, I am friend of his, and I know he is leaning towards it, he don’t want to look like a coward, he dont want people saying he aint tough” says the source.

So once again Baltimore, I will be the first in America to say it”Ed Reed will NOT play in 2010!” You heard it here first from me….Tim Lumber!

Ravens Red Zone was 1st website to report Ravens would get Boldin

Bragging rights are mine lol! Baltimore Sun, ESPN, none of them knew we would get Boldin…except me! I told you all right here 1 day before we aquired him! See I may love to drink booze and talk smack about opposing teams, but I also have legit sources who know what happens inside the Ravens Castle!

No body likes to hold a secret, and I am the guy who likes to spill the beans….NOT the beer! I also know of one more thing, before everyone else does! A source told me what he thinks Ed Reed’s status will be this season. Will he play or retire…I will tell you what this inside source has told me in a upcoming blog!

Joe Moko Starts Ravens Fan Club at Local Bar in Max Meadows

The 413 pound former HotDog eating Champ turned bareknuckel fighter in Max Meadows, has started a new local fan club in Virginia dedicated to the Baltimore Ravens. “I love them Ravens, they are my team” said Moko. “So far, I dont have any people who have come to my meetings” he tells us. Moko is attempting to turn Max Meadow residents who are traditional Steeler fans into Raven fans. He was supposed to have this big meeting with new members to Ravens Crew, but NO one showed.

“These idiots around here worship the Steelers, me and them, do not get along” he tells me. Last but not least I asked him”what would he do if a Steeler fan came to his meeting?” Moko told me”I would kick his *ss, plain and simple, I am one dude you don’t want to mess with.”

I would like to wish the bigman good luck with his new Bar Club called Ravens Crew…don’t tell me all of you Max Meadows residents are LOSERS lol! Only losers root for the Squeelers lol. Give me a damn break Max Meadows, joing Joe Moko’s Ravens Crew club….before Joe Moko beats you down lol!!!

Ravens Could Trade for Boldin Source Tells Me!

  A inside source tells me, he thinks the Ravens could acquire Cardinal WR Anquan Boldin. The Ravens attempted to trade for him last season, but the 1st Round Pick and 3rd Round Pick was too steep for Ozzie and Company. Recently the Cardinals gave him a 1st Round restricted Free-Agent Tag, meaning if anyone would sign him, they would lose there 1st Round Pick in 2010.

But the insider tells me that the Cardinals would trade him for a 2nd Round Pick, which would easily be a good and unpassable deal for the Ravens. Boldin who turns 30, is in the last year of his contract. So I will say it here before any one else does…in 2010 look for Anquan Boldin to be in a Ravens uniform!

Please Join our Ravens Red Zone Fan Club on Facebook!

Here is the link to out Ravens Red Zone Fan Club on Facebook   http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Ravens-Red-Zone/323707055630?ref=ts  Please join us! I love to see who my readers are since I cant see your face behind that computer screen lol. Sign up…RIGHT NOW! Then Pop open a Beer!

Ravens Stadium Draft Beer could be $8 a Cup this season!

  You may want to go into M&T Bank Stadium already hammered this 2010 Ravens season Baltimore! Unless you want to be a fool and pay a reported $8 per cup of draft beer lol. Dan Hendricks who follows the beer industry told me recently”Don’t be suprised if Ravens draft beers go from $7.50 to $8.oo a cup this up-coming season.”

You can thank Ravens BUST Terrell Suggs and that big contract he never lived up to. Next time you see Suggs, you may want to throw that $8 Beer in his overpaid face lol! After all Suggs was the moron who threw bleach in his pregnant GF’s face this past season while home with her. A $8 Beer in his face will be well worth the heavy $8 bullcrap pricetag!

Just make sure you have on your NIKE’S and a weapon handy, because Suggs is a bigboy, and a beast who can run faster than Forrest Gump lol! I sold my PSL’s for a reason folks. Screw sitting in the cold and drinking $8 Draft beers. I can sit in my home, and drink $5 six packs of beer and be warm while you freeze your butt off Albert Einstein!