Peyton Manning….Who Dat? A Loser thats Who…hahaha!
Excuse me for 15 seconds people…1….2…..3……4……5…..etc. I need to put on my new Peyton Manning S*cks T-Shirt! Let me pop open a bottle of Old Crow victory whiskey! The Saints beat the Colts…all H*ll Yeah!! I could NOT have been any happier than watching Peyton throw that critical interception!
Rumor has it these Peyton S*cks T-Shirts are a hot commodity in New Orleans…haha! After the Colts defeated us in the playoffs, there was nothing more I wanted than to see them scumbag motor oil drinking Colts…..LOSE! And we got our wish Baltimore. Stand up….make some damn noise…..and put on your new Peyton S*cks T-Shirts!! I feel like McDonalds…..I’m Lovin it lol!!
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Happy Birthday to Sports Steve LaPlanche
We here at Ravens Red Zone would like to wish legendary Ravens fan….Steve LaPlanche a Happy Birthday. His Birthday is Feb. 7th. Known as Sports Steve, he was the Ravens fan featured in Madden ’05′ video game. Steve has become the most recognizable face at Ravens games.
Beer and Ravens Talk!(2-6-10) Our New Weekly Feature!
Once a week only here at Ravens Red Zone…I am going to get drunk as hell, and talk Ravens football. I just drank about 4 beers, and I want to talk football, since I am some kind of drunken expert now!
I just bought my dog Dolly(My main girl) a Ravens sweat shirt. Yeah so what we are NOT in the Super Bowl this year, but next year we will be! My dog looks cute in her Ravens sweatshirt, and the 1st Steeler or Colt fan who trys to pet her….is going to get there fingers bitten off!
We want Brandon Marshall! Attention Ravens Front Office….we are tired of watching you bring us reject after reject WR’s into town. Screw Mark Clayton, and that other bumb we used to have named Travis Taylor. They were 2 reject WR’s who you all burned a #1 Draft Pick on. Its obvious you drunks cant draft a WR. So why not trade for one? Use your brain Ozzie…if you have one lol!
Rumor has it…that Betty Ultman, has a scheduled date with Steelers QB….Little Ben Roethlisberger. Apparently her photo found its marker! Little Ben and Betty are rumored to be going on a date, that will start with a trip to McDonalds for the Dollar Menu, followed by a trip to the movies. This date will happen on Valentines Day…Feb.14th of all days. I smell a future wedding!
The Heck with The Super Bowl…I aint watching No Colts/Saints!
Peyton Manning in the Super Bowl? Peyton Manning commercials during the Super Bowl? Heck with that bullcrap. Screw the Colts and Peyton Manning. I want to recomend to my Baltimore readers…that we boycott the Super Bowl. Every NFL town thinks us Baltimore folks complain too much. Lets give them bucktooth losers a reason to call us complainers. Lets NOT watch the damn Super Bowl!
Indy beat us…so why do I want to watch our newest…most hated team play in the big game? I would rather get drunk, and play the Ouigi board, and perhaps contact the ghost of Johny Unitas then watch a Manning team. I am still very mad…as I go through this tough grieving process….I know I will recover…the Ravens will recover. Next year…we are winning the Super Bowl….just wait until we pick up a decent WR….watch us get T.O. then all hell is going to break loose. The Ravens are MY Super Bowl favorites next season….so pop open a beer and celebrate….its almost NFL Free-Agent time…then draft time. All yeah Baltimore….we have some good days ahead of us. Caaawwww! Caaaaaawwwww! Its almost time to do that Ravens call. Other NFL cities who cant stand the fact of how good we are…..can keep being jealous…we have the best fans in the NFL…and the most class among them!