Joe Moko Gets Banned From Steelers Fever Website!!
A crybaby moderator has banned the 413 pound former HotDog eating Champion turned bareknuckel fighter on there Steelers Fever website!! They claim, that Joe Moko was me. I was banned months ago, after telling off all of them annoying Steeler drunks on there message board on a daily basis.
Moko has been banned for no reason. The 413 pound legend took care of buisness on that site, telling off everyone of them losers from day1. Moko fears NO ONE! Here is his last message to them damn Steeler crybabies..
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 Re: Yo, Bring Back Tim Lumber…..or Get Hurt!Yo, I got tims back, what up. Bring it chumps. Yo, and show my boy tim some respect. I know your town is a dump. Yo, I hear they go dumpster diving for food in Pittsburgh before Steeler games.
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Here is what it look like when he tries to log in lol….
Looks Like Steeler fans cant take any heat…haha. Talk about crybabies lol, them nerds whine more than pre-school kids. Grow upm Steeler fans. If you want to talk smack….make sure you can handle getting smack back…in your face lol! You all are weak! |
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Ravens Cheerleader Open Tryouts Scheduled for March 6-7
Calling all woman in Baltimore….if you ever wanted to be one of them sexy Raven cheerleaders, here is your once in a lifetime chance! The Ravens have announced the tryout days and times. Below is the info copied off the Baltimore Ravens Official Website…..
BALTIMORE RAVENS 2010 CHEERLEADER TRYOUTS
Come join us and become part of the best cheerleading program in the NFL.
Baltimore Ravens Cheerleader and Playmaker Application
Baltimore Ravens Cheerleader and Playmaker Fact Sheet
DANCE/CO-ED: We are a precision based all female dance team with an emphasis on synchronization and game day performance. Cheerleaders, athletes, and technically trained dancers provide a unique balance to the team. The stunt team is comprised of males and females with knowledge and some experience in the sport of cheerleading. A good height-to-weight ratio athleticism, control, poise, and strength are some of the qualities sought after for the only full Co-ED stunt team existing in the NFL.
DATES/TIMES:
- Auditions are on Saturday, March 6, 2010 at the Downtown Athletic Club.
- Registration will be held between 9:30 – 11 a.m.
- Material will be taught from 11 a.m. – 12:30 p.m.
- Tryouts will begin at 12:45 p.m.
- Callbacks will be held on Sunday, March 7, 2010 at 11 a.m. at the Downtown Athletic Club.
ELIGIBILITY:
- You must be 18 years or older by July 1, 2010.
- Please bring a driver’s license or birth certificate with you to the auditions.
- You must be able to attend all home games, 2 practices per week in-season (August – January) and 1 practice per week off-season (April – June).
- Participants may not cheer for another professional or collegiate team concurrently.
ATTIRE:
Female (Stunt and Dance)
- Sports bra and fitted shorts of your choice.
- Apparel should be flattering to your body type with emphasis on an appearance that will highlight your audition.
- White tennis shoes-stunt and dance or boots for dance only.
- Need to arrive with full hair & makeup.
Stunt Males:
- Plain white T-shirt (no tank tops or cut off t-shirts)
- Dark colored shorts
- White tennis shoes
- Need to be well groomed; no ponytails beards or mustaches
PREPARATION:
- Submit a completed application with two (2) 5×7 (required) professional picture (recommended) headshot and one (1) full body shot in bikini or sports bra and shorts.
- The application will be considered incomplete if not accompanied by 5×7 photos.
- There is a $30.00 application-processing fee. Please make checks payable to the Baltimore Ravens.
- Walk-ins at door will be charged $40.00 CASH application processing fee.
JUDGES:
Judging will be based on personality, appearance and poise.
BENEFITS:
- Cheering in front of 70,000 fans for all home games.
- Uniforms and apparel provided.
- Exposure through media, high profile events and community relations.
- Opportunities to generate compensation for public events and appearances.
Baltimore Ravens Cheerleader Tryouts
1 Winning Drive
Owings Mills, MD 21117
RESOURCES FOR CHEERLEADERS
The below companies are preferred vendors of the Baltimore Ravens:
| Robert Andrew Salon & Spa (hair) | 410-721-3533 410-721-3533 | 410-721-3533 410-721-3533 (20% discount to all tryout applicants beginning January 1st) | ||
| Ashton Dental | 301-617-0880 301-617-0880 | 301-617-0880 301-617-0880 | ||
| Sam Bart (make-up) | 410-916-2766 410-916-2766 | 410-916-2766 410-916-2766 / sambart13@aol.com | ||
| Shawn Hubbard Photography | 410-371-4775 410-371-4775 | 410-371-4775 410-371-4775 / s_hubbard@comcast.net (discounts to tryout applicants) |
Download the Baltimore Ravens Cheerleader Application
IMPORTANT INFORMATION – Print and Sign These Forms Before Your Tryout
Cheerleader Agreement and Liability Release
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Ravens Go Mute on there Scouting Combine Plans!
The Ravens continue to play there cards, Poker style at another year at the NFL Combine. Once again they go MUTE, like they cant speak, when asked”What players are the team scouting?” The answer may be simple, the Ravens always do the same thing every year, they will draft the best player available.
Forget what the NFL Mock Drafts have to say, the Ravens will select the best player available. Last year the team needed a legit WR or CB in the 1st Round, and when a franchise offensive tackle was available, they went with the best player available and drafted Michael Oher.
Newspapers like the Baltimore Sun, send down like 4 writers on the company dime, only to ask the same dumb and dumber questions they ask the Ravens every year. The Ravens never say who they really want. If they name a player they want, we all know now….they dont want that guy. Lets just hope they dont select a reject like Mark Clayton and waste another #1 Draft Pick on a reject WR. Do what you do best Ozzie, get us a good 1st Rounder!!
In the meantine the Ravens are going MUTE, they cant HEAR despite the Hearing Aid in the ears lol! Dont even bother asking them any scouting combine questions. Damn Ravens front office, fill us in with some info! You do have football fans in Baltimore! Lie to us if you have to!!
Who Will Be Our #2 WR…Stallworth or Clayton?
Lets hope the Ravens come to there sense this damn season. The paper in Ozzie Newsomes file cabinet titled”The Mark Clayton Experiment” burn it in the fire place mantle already…damn! Clayton had a whopping 480 total yards in 2009. Now that is a player worth 4 million dollars huh? For 4 million a season, I will gobble up 480 yards. The guy is a bumb, when the hell are the Ravens going to admit it already?
Stallworth is the Real Deal like Hollyfield! This guy is the WR who can put us, and will put us in the Super Bowl. The guy has a grudge on the laughing stock Cleveland Browns, but why? He is better off the team released him. I know Stallworth cant wait to play the bumbs this season.
I will admit now that Steve Haushka is no longer in Baltimore, my most hated player is Mark Clayton. Somebody send this bumb to Cleveland where he belongs. Clayton was the one born to play for the Browns, not Stallworth. Now the Ravens are reporting on there website, that Clayton will have to earn the #2 spot, but he probally can do it they think.
If Harbaugh uses Clayton as the #2 WR over Stallworth, he should be fired! Simple solution Ravens…if Clayton starts…we aint going to the damn Super Bowl….sober up Ozzie and John!
Bungals Sign Coke Nose…..Matt Jones…What a Joke!!!
The Bungals just got worst! They signed a Cocaine Nose Cowboy, to play WR for there football team. My first question is “Can this Coke Nose even pass a Drug Test?”. 2nd,will he be caught Drinking and Driving again? Will he get caught getting drunk at a Golf Course again? Is this guy sane or insane? The Bungals Loss is our Gain Baltimore!
Yeah we signed another Drunk in Stallworth, but to me, Stallworth is more talented. Plus Stallworth has never been caught with a 8 Ball and White Powder on his nose…like Matt Jones has! Looks like the Bungals are going back to there old selves….years and years of losing seasons lol. Hey practice makes perfect….you morons know how to lose with style. Matt Jones in your locker room…..sounds like one good damn reality show…that I would like to watch!!
Ravens Sign Drunk Driver….Donte Stallworth
The Ravens can give the NFL fans another reason to hate us….litterally. When they signed WR Drunk Donte Stallworth. Dont get me wrong, I like the signing, he is a big upgrade over reject WR Mark Clayton.
But I am surprised this guy aint in a Federal Prison, after he ran over a guy and killed him, while he was drunk driving. I may joke on here alot, but this is serious. I feel sorry for the family of the deceased man. Donte may have thought his name was Steven Seagal, and Above the Law! But apparently he got off easy.
I am all for giving 2nd chances. Now them damn other city NFL fans will claim we have 2 murderers on our team, in Stallworth and Ray Lewis. But remember….Ray Lewis was NOT convicted of murder…he is innocent. Stallworth aint.
I do think Stallworth has all the talent you look for in a WR. And with the Ravens under the Top 8 Rule, they can only sign 1 free agent for 4.5 million. Stallworth agreed to a one year deal at 900k. A great value, our WR Corp just got better. I do like this signing. I think it puts us in the AFC Championship Game. Now only if we could get my boy T.O.!!
I Hope You and YOUR Loved One Has a Happy Valentines Day!!
To all my drunken Ravens Red Zone readers…I wanna wish you all a Happy Drunken Valentines Day! You can buy her roses or you buy her a beer! I say get her a beer with a rose on it lol! And to all you woman out there, I hope you have a Happy Valentines Day also! I want to thank you all for reading this site daily. See while I do have a woman…writing is one of my true loves! So Happy Valentines Day to my masterpiece Baltimore Ravens stories….I love you stories….I feel so proud after I craft you into greatness…haha!
Matt Stover Misses a 52 Yard Video Game Field Goal!!
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I was scrolling through You-Tube drunk as a skunk, and I came upon ONE GOOD REASON…the Ravens should NOT sign Matt Stover this off season. He already missed a 51 yarder in the Super Bowl, and NOW he has missed another Field Goal from 50+ yards. This time he missed the kick on a Madden Video game.
I am a big Billy Cundiff fan! Keep him, Stover cant BUY a field goal from 50+ yards. You know its bad lol, when he cant kick them on Madden Video Game….hahahaha!
We Want the T.O. Show in Baltimore!!
Lets give the NFL fans one more reason to hate us lol! Lets sign the trash talking, touchdown scoring T.O.! Yeah he had a bad season, but name one WR who will be good in Buffalo? There QB is drunker than me, and last time I checked he still cant walk a straight line! T.O. and Wacco Flacco as a Team? Man, I can only wish it could be true.
Yeah T.O. may cuss out a few of the WR’s, but who here hasnt wanted to cuss them out? They S*ck lol! I would like to see T.O. come here, and on his reality show, he could give reject, #1 draft pick WR BUST…Mark Clayton a friendly Baltimore Raven beatdown. After all Clayton is the fool, who said the Ravens need a playmaker WR.
Since he even knows he is a bumb. Bring in T.O., Ozzie Newsome supposidly tried to trade for him this past off-season. Now T.O. is a Free Agent…..lets sign him! Come on, I need a trash talking player to write about already. Come on…lets do this Ravens! Sign T.O.!
Happy Birthday to Ravens Red Zone Columnist John Lee Roy Linde!
I personally want to wish John Lee Roy Linde a Happy Birthday(Feb.10th). John Lee Roy Linde has been a big factor in helping Ravens Red Zone become bigger. He is a columnist here, and has done a great job writing good stuff for us here. Here is an invisible beer John(best I can do on the internet lol)!!