“Remember the Titans” The Ray Lewis Version!!
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Can you act like Denzel Washington and say Remember the Titans lol? Yeah they used to be a good football team. Last season in the playoffs, was my All-Time favorite Ray Lewis play ever! When he Blasted Ahmard Hall! He hit him so hard his helmet came off! And to add compliment, he helped take out Titans RB Chris Johnson, by helping bend him like a human pretzel, and you were wondering why they now call Johnson UTZ? Its because UTZ makes the best damn pretzels on the East Coast.
Why are the Titans more like the Midgets? There record is 0-4 this year! It’s because they played the Ravens! Just like the old days when Ray Lewis would knock Eddie George out of the game! The Titans are life-less this season! When you play #52, you get a first hand lesson, a lesson you will remember when your in a Nursing Home 50 years later. And Ahmard Hall can tell the other seniors one day, I had my helmet knocked off by Ray Lewis”I felt dumb and dumber just like Jim Carrey”.
And lets not forget my 2nd favorite Ray Lewis play! When he gave the Titans the ultimate memory by ripping the ball out of Eddie George’s hand, and running it back for a TD sealing the Ravens win in the 2000 playoffs, and ultimatly we would win the Super Bowl, I was drunk for a week after that game!
Ray Lewis aint retired just yet! He proved his value by stopping that Troll RB on San Diego on a 4th down play to win the game a few weeks back! He also busted up a trash talking Rashard Mendenhall who claimed he would crack 100 yards on the Ravens Defense last season. The Steelers would realize no #1 Draft Pick RB can run on the Ravens. Pittsburgh was mad, and Mendenhall learned a valuable lesson! Dont trash talk on Ray Lewis’s defense, you won’t like the end results!
Hey who knows, maybe this won’t be my favorite Ray Lewis Clip! Ray is still going strong! Maybe somebody else will get there helmet knocked off this season lol. All in all if YOU like tough hitting defenses, then the Baltimore Ravens led by #52 is the team for you! Pittsburgh fans can call us ratbirds,but we are going to steel the Steelers this season! Revenge! No AFC team has a chance against the Ravens! We are going to the Super Bowl this year….plain and simple!
So I would like to welcome YOU, to the only Ravens website that tell’s it like it is! Feel the heat my reader friends…you have entered the Ravens RED ZONE…temperature 150 degrees!
Ravens Vs Bungals: My Predictions for this weeks matchup!!
He is the GodFather of Defense! And he is also the GodFather of Cincinnati Bengals WR Chad Ochocinco’s kid. But come this Sunday at 1pm, he is going to be like Freddy Kreugar, he will be Chad Ochocinco’s “Worst Nightmare”! And the rest of the Bungals( as we like to call them in Baltimore) offensive players better look out for #52 as well as the entire Ravens defense.
Ray Lewis is the Godfather of OchoCinco's kids
There will be a chip on there shoulder this Sunday, I guarantee you! Somebody’s gotta pay for the tough loss to New England. And who better than a division rival! Make NO mistake, the Bengals are a new and improved team. But so are them Ravens! This Ravens team for the first time since its opening season, can beat you with its offense!
So its time for my thursday weekly pick! Pop open a beer, kick your feet up Jack! Im about to go Notradamus on you! Hey, Im still picking 75% winners! Im 3 out of 4 with my Ravens, if Clayton could catch a football, you would be calling me Curt Henning aka Mr. Perfect! This weeks game should be close. Unfortunalty our DB’s, Foxworth and Washington are good coverguys but they lack physical play. Teams with good WR’s always have a good game. I do expect the Bengals to be in this game late in the 4th quarter.
The Ravens now have perhaps the best QB in football in Joe”Wacco”Flacco! There is NOT one player in the entire NFL I would trade him for. Manning is on his last steps of his career, Flacco is only in his 2nd year. I think the Ravens offense Out Gun’s the Bungals(or Bengals to you Cinci fans) and wins a shootout that would rise Jesse James from his coffin! I think the Ravens Mark Clayton has a big game this Sunday as well. As a matter of fact I guarantee Clayton gets at least 120 recieving yards as well as a TD reception!
No joking matter the Bengals are as LEGIT as M.C. Hammer, and with the division on the line, this Sunday they will be”To Legit To Quit”, but that all changes when they find out the true deffinition of “HammerTime”, in the form of the Ravens Defense! The Bengals can pump there self up playing classic M.C.Hammer songs in there high class $400 I-Pods. But once the games over and they reach the locker room, the only echoes they will have in there head is the Baltimore Ravens fans singing”Hey-Hey-Hey Goodbye”. If you ask me Carson Palmer should ask his little brother to play QB this weekend!
My prediction for this Sundays game is…Ravens 35 Bengals 28 you can take that to the Bank!
Mark Clayton costs Ravens a loss against New England
In Baltimore we know one thing, there will never be a best-selling book like Keyshan Johnson wrote in New York. There will NOT be a book titled “Mark Clayton: Just Give Me The Damn Ball”. Perhaps its because Mark Clayton costs the Baltimore Ravens a win in there game gainst New England. With under 45 seconds to go, and the Ravens Joe”Wacco”Flacco having took his team 70+ yards attempting to defeat the Patriots in the final minute of regulation, would throw what looked like to be the game winning pass to Ravens WR Mark Clayton in the endzone only to see him drop the ball.
Then on a game deciding 4th and 4 from the Patriots 10 yard line, Flacco would throw a 6 yard pass to a wide open Mark Clayton, the ball would bounce out of his hands. You can say Mark Clayton should have wore a GLOVE with Crazy Glue on it. It’s about the only way he could probally catch a football that a Little League 8 year could have caught. Plain and simple, when you make 5 million a year, are a former #1 draft pick, 6 yard passes thrown directly to you….should be caught….plain and simple!
Now the Ravens PERFECT season is over! I look like a fool, for saying my Ravens would go undefeated! I will still stick by my theory that the Ravens will win the Super Bowl. That is as long as they DON’T throw the football to Mark Clayton. Maybe he can’t see, or maybe he was nervous, but those 2 plays were catchable! And Mark Clayton may NOT be 500 lbs! But he is this weeks “Biggest Loser”. Some of you may get mad at me, but its the truth! Mark Claytom dropping 2 passes cost the Baltimore Ravens the win! Clayton better get like 200 yards next week. I think 2009 is Mark Claytons last season with the Ravens! He is a Free-Agent next year and NO way is this fool worth 5 million a year!
Ravens will show New England they are the Real Deal!
The Baltimore Ravens will defeat the New England Patriots this Sunday! And Tom Brady will find out there is a new sheriff among NFL QB’s. Thats right, just like Ripley…..”Believe it or Not” Joe” Wacco” Flacco is about to be the #1 QB in the NFL. There is nothing New England can do about it either! Coach Bill can cheat or anything else, it wont matter. His team will get the Big L, plain and simple!
If the JETS defeated the Patriots…than can you imagine how bad the Ravens will beat them? I have went on record by already saying this Ravens team will be the greatest NFL team ever assembled. You can laugh at me now. But after the Ravens match the Miami Dolphins with a perfect season, you can call me Notradumus! I always tell the truth! My nose may be big like Pinnochio lol, but I didnt get a big nose from lying!
Everybody was picking the Chargers to win it all. The Ravens made them critics change there minds! It was like they woke up out of a coma….and finally got smart by hopping on board the Ravens bandwagon which already has 15 million people crammed onboard! Now all the critics(at least the smart ones lol) have the Ravens as the NFL’s #1 team. Do you think the Patriots should even show up this week lol? Thats the million$ dollar question this week at Ravens Red Zone! I say hell no! Spare yourself the embarassement, act like the stadium lost its power.
Do what ever it takes New England to avoid your Patriots from getting embarassed in front of there home crowd. Tom Brady…if you had trouble playing the Jets D…then act like your hurt lol. You are coming back from a injury, why face something dangerous like the Ravens D? Stay home with your little Super Model Wife! Take my advice!
My prediction for this weeks game is….Ravens 35 Patriots 3. You can laugh now, Sunday night you will be calling me Albert Einstein!
Welcome to the Ravens Red Zone!
Welcome to the Ravens Red Zone! And welcome to sportsblognet.com! The greatest sports website in America! I am excited to be here. All of you readers from Baltimore, still probally know me as the guy who wrote the record-setting blog with the Baltimore Sun titled “To the Heck with Pittsburgh”. And what better time to write my first series of Baltimore Ravens blogs than NOW! After all the Ravens are finally one of the most dominant teams in the Red Zone. Facts are facts, and the Ravens have finished ranked 25th or lower in the NFL in Red Zone % in the last 4 years.
Enter the Joe”Wacco”Flacco. He has already proved the 2008 season was no fluke. And with Pittsburgh going from Champions to Losers in a matter of months, the Ravens already have the division in cruise control. And dont forget about that hard hitting season ending defense we have. When offensive players dominate, they usually get taken out. Just ask Titan RB Chris Johnson and Steelers WR Hines Ward about there game ending experiences in the playoffs. Neither was injured by accidental purpose!
There is a reason the Ravens announced publicly when they re-signed Ray Lewis this off-season, that when #52 retires, there will be a statue of him outside of M&T Bank Stadium next to that other Baltimore legend….Johnny Unitas. I am excited to be watching a Raven offense who is finally in the RED ZONE. Gone are the days in which we were forced to watch the fat out of shape Scott Mitchell, who Baltimore newspapers dubbed as “The Water Buffalo” and with his wild- wild west days of using Johnny Unitas jersey #.
The Offensive Guru is “Gone Like the Wind” Brian Billick is better doing Coors Light commercials than calling offensive plays from a playbook he must have gotten from the Fonz who played a Coach in the Adam Sandler football movie WaterBoy. Gone are the days where we had some jittery over-excited QB named Kyle Boller. And gone are the days when we had a washed up RB named Bam Morris.
I am looking forward to covering the Ravens and blogging here. Its going to be a fun year! A year which I believe will end, with the Baltimore Ravens winning there 2nd Super Bowl! Make sure you join me here regularly. Make me a bad habit, make me like nicotine, keep coming back here daily! If there is one promise I make to you readers, its we will have alot of fun here! I will bring you exciting Ravens stories….that only Tim Lumber can bring! Go Ravens!! And its time for you readers to take a step forward….a step into my RAVENS RED ZONE!