Kyle Orton’s Wife Hates His Beard lol!!
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Play the clip above, its funny lol! Kyle Orton looks like he just stepped out of a Movie Set for a sequel to Dumb and Dumber….Jim Carrey has nothing on this guy lol!! He is the QB for the Denver Broncos who has been overhyped by the Denver Press, sorry Denver Kyle Orton is NO John Elway! Even though they both look a little goofy lol,Kyle has NO where near the talent of Elway.
His Grizzly Adams Beard isnt working for his wife either. But when YOU are a millionare woman will still Marry You. In order to play the role of Grizzly Adams you have to be a tough guy first! And despite being 6-0 the Broncos will smell and taste defeat in a big way this Sunday, when there team gets a first hand look at there worst nightmare….the Baltimore Ravens!
Everyone knows the Ravens will win this game. NO WAY Kyle Orton beats the Ravens. Denver has been bragging how he beat New England and Tom Brady….Tom Brady was rusty, coming back from injury, thats only reason Denver won that game! Even the bookie’s know the Ravens will win despite there 3-3 record. We ARE favored in every Vegas Sports Book. They know the truth, they know the Ravens are the better team.
The Kyle Orton Show comes to a Crashing Burn this Sunday! You can wear your supposedly Lucky Uniforms Sunday in Baltimore, but unless you bring a Leprachaun, luck wont even be a factor! My predictions for this Sundays Game is Ravens 35 Broncos 3
John Lee Roy Linde: Ravens vs Broncos
Here is The SuperFans latest column!
…And here come the Broncos. Ravens, screwed again. Next three games are against teams coming off of their bye week. Ok, we should be used to this kind of stuff. After all, the officiating has been mostly against us. Although, the game against the Vikings was called fairly well.
Where the Ravens are concerned, I am the eternal optimist. I’m not your typical bandwagon jumper. Even when we went 4-12, I still wore my Ravens gear with pride. There is no reason we can’t beat every team we are going to face this year, bad officiating notwithstanding.
Speaking of the officiating, I have been wondering if there was some kind of secret meeting between Harbaugh and league officials. I think this occurred prior to the Vikings game. How this weeks game is called will determine if they’ve kissed and made up or not.
Unofficially, I believe that Harbaugh has been seeing a Medium to try and channel the late-great John Wayne. After all, who knows more about taming broncos, than one of the greatest horsemen ever. Then there is Gene Autry, who could probably drive the Broncos to distraction with that “old school” singing. Also, Roy Rogers, who after taming the Broncos, could either serve them some burgers, or turn them into some. Another name that comes to mind, is Bronco Billy. But he’s retired. Besides, with a name like that, I’m not sure he can be trusted.
Something else to mention, the only horses allowed to win in this town, are at Pimlico. Keep that in mind, Denver fans.
2 Ravens Writers Who Tell It Like It Is!!
If there are 2 Ravens writers in Baltimore who arent afraid to speak there mind, its me…Tim Lumber and the new guy columnist John Lee Roy Linde!! Besides writing for you readers here at Ravens Red Zone, we love to comment in our local Baltimore newspaper called the B. This week alone I had 3 comments published all retaining to Raven Reject Kicker Steve Haushka. Please God, tell me Haushka picked up a B paper and read one of my comments where I bad mouthed him!!
Today Baltimore’s 2 Wild Writers comments reached the B, right beside each other. Here is the link, go to the bottom of the page to see what me and John Lee Roy Linde had to say about the Ravens struggles lol. http://ads.bthesite.com/BTheSite.asp?page_name=Page9.swf&Date=Thursday
So feel the heat, welcome to the new and improved…..Ravens Red Zone!!
Introducing Columnist John Lee Roy Linde!!
He is known as the SuperFan in Baltimore. He is currently in a 3-way contest with Baltimore’s B paper in picking Ravens games. He is taking on B Sports Writer and Penn State Grad Matt Vensal and B Photographer Brian Krista. And now you can chalk up columnist for Ravens Red Zone! I think this guy is one of the most entertaining writers, he is clearly a up-and-coming Sports Writing Star! We have the SuperFans first column, without further due, here is John Lee Roy Linde!!
I once took a quiz on Facebook, and found out that if I was in the Star Wars Universe, I would be a Sith Lord. If I were a Sith Lord, and Steve Haushka missed that kick, I’d reach out through the Force, and strangle him for blowing the game. Upon further thought, had I been able to reach out through the Force, I’d have made the ball go through the uprights, and he’d be the hero, and owe me a favor. Then I’d cut him down with my lightsaber when he claimed I didn’t help him with the kick. Ok, so much for using the Force with Football. That said, I’m no longer looking to trade Harbaugh and Haushka to the Colts for Matt Stover(see my comment in the B papers “Buzz The Bee’s” on 10-20-2k9). As much as I’d like to see him back, I’m just hoping that he doesn’t play a role in the week 11 game. I like Stover, and wish him well, I just wish it hadn’t been the flipping Colts!
My co-workers were telling me that I couldn’t blame the kicker, that it was the fault of the Defense for allowing Bratt Farve(you spell it your way, and I’ll spell it mine) to move the football like he did. I can’t argue against that, except to say that the flip-flopping crybaby IS good. I don’t like him(and never have), but I can’t deny his abilities. It’s a TEAM game. Each part of the team needs to do their job, and yes, the D failed to do thiers. However, our Offense handed the chance to win the game, to Haushka. He could make up for the lack of D, and bring victory to his team. Yes, the Defense helped put that on his head. That doesn’t fully excuse Haushka, either. Sorry dude, but you are a kicker. You don’t draw up plays on the sideline, you don’t tackle linebackers, in fact, you don’t do anything BUT kick the football. That is the end-all/be-all of your job. Harbaugh says it was a bad snap, but that’s not an excuse. Kickers(and by the same token, holders) should practice bad snaps, because they do happen. It’s like the defense practicing tip drills. You always prepare for screw-ups, else you won’t know how to deal with them.
Steve, please know, that I don’t have a ticket to any games this year… but don’t think that will prevent me from beating you silly with a plastic lightsaber, while hollering “Why isn’t this thing working right?!” the next time you miss a game-deciding kick with 2 seconds left and that crybaby Bratt Farve is on the other sideline, about to cry his eyeballs out because he actually needs you to miss! As for the coach, I’ll make him dress up as C-3PO and talk all prissy during his following three post-game interviews.
John L.R. Linde
How in the Heck Did I Root For the Steelers this Sunday?
What did I do for the Ravens bye week this past Sunday? I did nothing, it stunk! No reason to pop open a ice cold beer, or to raise h*ll on the TV screen. There was NO sorry kicker named Steve Haushka to scream at. No retard refs to call names. These things are like therapy to me!! After working a long week in the factory, I need to let some steam off on someone! This Sunday”Believe It or Not!!” I rooted for the Steelers! I know, can you believe I actually rooted for Baltimore’s biggest rival?
I was still hating on the Vikings for there defeat on the Ravens. The Ravens should have defeated Brett Favre and company, but apparently we found out our kicker is Cross-Eyed! His equal librium is messed up, almost as if he is drunk. He is the guy who would get locked up for a DUI even if he was sober when he was pulled over by the cops. This kid could never make through Oz! Steve Haushka could never follow the Yellow Brick Road, because he can’t walk a straight line! There is one thing guaranteed this fool will never be a Circus Tight Rope Walker, thats for sure!
Minnesota should NOT have been Un-Defeated! Im happy the Bull Crap saying….Minnesota Miracle is over with! I was happy to see Viking Coach Childress lose his cool on the sideline, and I was happy to see Brett Favre beat his fist against his helmet! This Sunday another team will NO longer be Un-Defeated! I guarantee it! Denver, you have No Chance! The Ravens coming off 3 losses in a row, we are due not only for a win, but a blowout this Sunday! Kyle Orton, get ready to go to H*ll! Feel the heat this Sunday! I have a story for you Orton, I will save it for this week!!
Ravens Should Have Made a Trade!
In Baltimore, this past tuesday Oct. 20th, there was hope in the warm Baltimore air, that Ozzie Newsome aka “The Wizard of Oz” would make a blockbuster trade and pick up a WR before the 4pm deadline. As 4pm approached, there was a sickening feeling in many Ravens fans stomach across the Baltimore area. Just as we had thought, no deal would be made! There was the interview by Coach Harbaugh talking about T.O. alot of people thought T.O. would leave Buffalo and come to Baltimore, but the trade never happened.
I think the Ravens have quality WR’s, but besides Mason there is no game breaker, no wide out who can take over the football game. Kelly Washington has been consistent, former #1 draft pick Mark Clayton had a TD this past week, but he already cost the team a win in the New England game. I am very surprised the Ravens have not made any attempts to sign recently released WR Joey Galloway. He is reported to be headed to KC for a private workout, and could sign with the Chiefs very soon.
I also have more news to announce, very soon there will be a weekly guest columnist here. He is known as the Super fan in Baltimore, and he will be announced very soon. He will write a weekly column here.
The Ravens have a BYE Week this Sunday, perhaps the most talked about game in Baltimore will be the upcoming Colts game. Baltimore is still very angry over Steve Haushka missing that game winner in Minnesota. Fans were upset before the season when the team refused to re-sign the consistent Kicker Matt Stover. Do NOT be surprised to see him re-signed by the Ravens when the Colts let him go in a few weeks.
We are also hoping the Denver Broncos stay undefeated. We should have ruined the Vikings Perfect season, but we know how that ended. Somebody is going to pay for 3 straight losses! Denver will NOT be undefeated after we play them! No way Kyle Orton beats a pissed off Ravens team who has lost 3 in a row. I GUARANTEE IT!
Steve Haushka Misses Field Goal and Costs Ravens the Win!!
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Damn! Why did Matt Stover sign with the Colts just days ago! Only if he knew the Ravens would need a new kicker! Before the ball was even snapped I told my father Steve Haushka will miss it! To me he looks like he lacks mental toughness, that is required to be a NFL kicker. This guy just couldnt handle the pressure, and he folded just like I predicted! We know one thing Steve Haushka will never be a Poker Player, he cant take PRESSURE!
The Ravens clearly need a tough mentally sound kicker. Steve is never going to be that guy. After the game Haushka was quick to point out on the Ravens show that he will make next field goal, guaranteed. That’s fine and dandy, any kicker can hit field goals during the game, but when the game is on the line? I am telling you Raven fans this guy will fold under the pressure next time he is depended upon to kick a game winner.
This guy is soft like jello, his legs looked wobbly, before he kicked the ball. He even kept grabbing at his jersey before the kick, as if he were having himself a panic attack. Then to top things off Kelly Greg is just laughing with the Viking players after the heart breaking loss. I mean why does he care we lost, he is a multi-millionare. He is going on vacation for a week(since we have a bye coming up). This team, always makes damn excuses! No body has the balls to blame Haushka! We should have won the damn game, he felt the heat, and NO this fool should NOT be kicking in the NFL!
I recomend next time this idiot kicks at M&T Bank Stadium, that the crowd chant “REJECT”!! The Ravens should have drafted a kicker in this past draft, instead they get cheap and just pick up one of the free agent. Yeah Gano was better than this fool, but they should have got a top NFL prospect kicker. The Steve Haushka EXPERIMENT should be over! This guy will BUCKLE faster than a Rodeo Circus Clown when the game is on the line!
Move Over Vikings, This Sunday its Ravens VS Refs
The key to stopping the Vikings this Sunday won’t be stopping the over-hyped Adrian Peterson. Stopping the Vikings perfect record wont even involve the grumpy old man Brett Favre. The Ravens like Minnesota should be 5-0 headed into this weeks matchup against the unbeaten and overhyped Minnesota Vikings. The Ravens have a 2 game losing streak to the NFL Refs!
They(Refs) like many in the NFL circle, hate the fact that we are the bad boys of the NFL, so move over Raiders(your team no longer holds that honor, but you are still a BAD team, just not in a good way, more of a losing way lol). The Ravens have smacked talk the refs in the past, and I agree with them 100%! I am actually mad the Ravens went mute after the uncalled for beating by the refs. We were screwed, and I feel the Ravens should NOT sit back and say nothing. Everybody in Baltimore is talking about it. The Refs have become something similar to a school yard bully who wants to beat you up for your milk money.
If the Ravens ever start getting fair calls, then look out NFL, because everyone knows the only way to beat us, is by getting help from the zebra boys! And it has a ZOO feel to it as well. I say if the Refs want to play against us, maybe we should start tackling them as well. Its fair game, if you are against the Ravens on that football field….you are a enemy! Look out Zebra’s, we may have to convince Orlando Brown out of retirement! He is the player who pushed the ref to the ground after they hit him in the eye with a flag.
My prediction for this Sundays game….its hard to say. The Ravens are tougher, more physical and more talented. Our QB is the best young player in the game, the Vikings QB is the oldest player in the game. Its youngster vs grandpa. If that is the case Ravens win. But the Refs have been against us lately, so if it is a fair game I predict Ravens 35 Vikings 3 If the Refs cheat as usual I see the Vikings edging us out(2 penalties to our 40 penalties) and they win a close game 14-10.
The NFL Refs: Screw the Ravens AGAIN!!!!
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Talk about De-Ja-Vue!! I just played the classic Ray Lewis clip of him knocking off a Titan’s players helmet, and today he knocked Chad Ochocinco’s helmet off lol! That is what Ochocinco gets for talking smack all week. BUT then the wimpy refs called Ray Lewis for a unsportsman like conduct penalty, which I thought was bull-crap! Ray Lewis thought that nerd was going to catch the football, so he knocked his helmet off! And now for my game review! Sit back, pop open a beer, its time to take some stress off after that bull-crap Ravens loss!
Pee Wee Herman looking rejects arrived at Baltimore’s M&T Bank Stadium today dressed up like its halloween in there dorky ZEBRA BOY costumes lol! This had to be the worst damn game I ever seen when it comes to officiating! The refs would call like 14 penalties on the Ravens in like our last 18 plays. The refs only blew the whistle when (A) we got a 1st down or (B) when the BUNGALS went 3 and out. They kept the last game winning drive alive. The refs I think were clearly paid off or have issues with the Ravens organization.
There has been several stories in the Baltimore newspapers this week leading up to the game about how many believe(including myself) that the NFL has a grudge on the Ravens! I think we are screwed Baltimore! The refs will do what ever it takes to make sure we do NOT win the football game. We should be 5-0, but instead we are 3-2. Somebody tell the NFL to grow up, and quit acting like little girls in Pre-K. Be a man, stop hating the Ravens….America! We are the best damn team, and the hardest hitting team!
I think each one of the refs in today’s Ravens vs Bengals game should be reviewed by the NFL! Enough is enough! There is a feeling in Baltimore that Brett Farve will be getting all the calls next Sunday. That is the only way this old man will beat us. In Green Bay he was like 0-3 lifetime against us! Now he is old, and over the hill. If he is smart he will sit this game out, if not it could be his last game of his career! Somebody has to pay for 2 straight bull-crap bad calls by the ref…losses…look out Minnesota…your little perfect record is coming to a end! You will be in the L(that means Loss to all you unsmart Minnesota fans). I cant wait for this Sunday. Go Ravens!!
Ravens Michael Oher: His Movie comes out Nov. 20th
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I am excited for the True Story on 2009 Ravens #1 Draft Pick Michael Oher called “Blind Side” to hit theaters. I love true stories and this looks like its going to be a good one. Hopefully the movie will show Michael Oher getting drafted by everyone’s favorite team…The Baltimore Ravens! To me there is no better movie than a true football story. Hollywood brought us legendary movies and turned normal football players into immortals!
Rudy, is one of my All-Time favorites! Invincible, I went to the movies twice to see it. Remember the Titans, I liked that team, I just don’t like the NFL Titans lol. I think my fav. at this point is Friday Night Lights. On the dvd extras it shows Boobie Myles real game footage. He reminded me of Bo Jackson in the clips. But I think Michael Oher’s movie has a chance to be in the same catergory as these movies, if its as good as the previews!
This just shows that the Baltimore Ravens organization is the “Good Guys” of the NFL. Apparently everyone thinks the Ravens are the bad guys lol. We now have a big shot movie star playing OT for OUR team. The 1st thing Michael Oher said when he was drafted to the Ravens is”Lets Beat Pittsburgh” so this rookie is already on the right track. I have become a big fan of Michael Oher.
I honestly think we could be looking at another Hall-Of-Fame OT. I know its early, but this guy is the next best thing since another Ravens OT…Jonathan Ogden. Oher is physical, he will PanCake you just like I-Hop. He already busted his head open. I thought that was like him getting his stripes with the Ravens. That was a great moment in the Pre-Season, when he leveled his opponet.
This week the Bengals are bragging they have the September Defensive Player of the Month Defensive End Antwan Odom. Unfortunalty Odom will find out who the rookie Michael Oher is! Odom will be in-effective the entire game. Michael Oher is the Real Deal just like Hollyfield lol. It’s going to embarrasing for Antwan Odom to go from Defensive Player of the Month, to watch him Go Back To School like Rodney Dangerfield and be schooled by the rookie Oher.
Michael Oher, the Ravens movie star and future Pro-Bowler! Ozzie Newsome looks like Albert Einstein when he drafts players. Last season Joe”Wacco”Flacco and now Michael Oher. But go see the movie November 20th, its going to be good! When there is a Raven involved in Hollywood, you know its going to fly high$$ Just like a Raven!!